Programming Language Acronyms

ADA:
A Dumb Arrangement
A Dumb Acronym
A Dreary Attempt

BASIC:
Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic Coders
Badly Assembled, Severely Illogical Code
Beginner's Algorithms for Seemingly Infinite Confusion

C:
Crud
Catastophe
Catharsis
Catatonia

COBOL:
Completly Outdated, Badly Overused Language
Completly Overused, Badly Outdated Language
Cowards Only Build(with) Outdated Languages
Codes Only Bullshit Obsessed Labryinths
Crap Operated By Obsessed Lunatics
Crap Often Bothers Our Lethargy
Crap Ostracized By Our Loathing
Compiles Only Because Of Luck
Cumbersome, Overdone, Badly Organized Language
Coded Only By Obsessed Lunatics

FORTRAN:
F**ker Only Runs Through Right At Never-neverland
For Once, Really, Try Running Another (set of) Numbers

HTML:
Hyperactive Toddlers Making Lunacy
Human Testament (to) Mediocre Layouts
Humble Treatment (of) Many Loopholes

JAVA:
Jargon Arranged Very Artistically
Just Ask (for) Verification Again
Jealous And Vain Arguments

LISP:
Lots of Insanely Stupid Parentheses
Lots of Irritating Superfluous Parentheses

PASCAL:
Programming A**holes Say: Compile! All Lunatics
Programmers Against Structured Code And Language

PERL:
Pathetically Eclectic Rubbish Lister
Poor Embarrassment (of a) Rudimentary Language

TOOLBOOK:
Try Object Oriented Languages Before OOB Order (is) Killed
VI:
Very Incongruent
Very Incomplete
Very Incompatible

Note: Some of these are mine, some are friends'. If you have additions, email me and I'll add them.

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