• Error 13: Illegal brain function. Process terminated.

• Btrieve Error #65: Database on vacation - call travel agent?

• Btrieve Error #96: Database corrupt - contact Crime Control?

• Btrieve Error #4Ni8: Database spawning duplicates - protection failed.

• REALITY.DAT not found. Atempting to restore Universe......REALITY.SYS Corrupted Unable to recover Universe....Press Esc key to reboot Universe, or any other key to continue...

• REALITY.SYS corrupted reboot Universe (Y/N)?

• USER ERROR: replace user and press any key to continue.

• Volume in Drive C: TOO_LOUD!

• Compression failed - E)at chocolate cake?

• Process failed - A)bort, R)etry, or F)ind another job?

• Press [ESC] to detonate or any other key to explode.

• BREAKFAST.COM halted... cereal port not responding!

• Virus detected! P)our chicken soup on motherboard?

• .signature not found! reformat hard drive? [Y/N]

• Backup not found! A)bort, R)etry or P)anic?

• Spellchecker not found. Press [CTRL][ALT][DEL] to continue ...

• Not Ready Reading Drive A:...File Not Saved...Press [CTRL][ALT][DEL] to continue...

• A)bort, R)etry or S)elfdestruct?

• A)bort, R)etry, I)gnore, V)alium?

• A)bort, R)etry, I)nfluence with large hammer?

• A)bort, R)etry, P)lead in vain?

• Backup not found: A)bort, R)etry, M)assive heart failure?

• Bad command or file name. Go stand in the corner.

• Close your eyes and press escape three times.

• DYNAMIC LINKING ERROR: Your mistake is now everywhere.

• Computer possessed? Try DEVICE=C:\EXOR.SYS

• SENILE.COM found... Out Of Memory.

• APATHY ERROR: Don't bother striking any key.

• ZAP! Process discontinued. Enter any 12digit prime number to resume.

Note: Some of these are mine, some are friends', some have been culled from sigs. If you have additions, email me and I'll add them.

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