• The sad thing about Windows bashing is that it's all true.

• Windows, from those who gave us EDLIN.

• Pick two: 1)Fast 2)Right 3)Cheap 4)Windows (counts as 2)

• Hi Windows 95, bye Windows 95, hello Format C:.

• Purchasing Windows is an Unrecoverable Application Error.

• New from McAfee: WiScan. Removes all Windows programs.

• Dogs crawl under fences, software crawls under Windows.

• "A copy of Windows 95 and 4x4 MB of SIMMs, please."

• Oh, and one more thing.I don't do WINDOWS!!!

• Windows? WINDOWS?!? Hahahahahehehehe

• Windows IS NOT a virus. Viruses do something.

• Comfortable air-conditioned environment - Do not open Windows.

• AFRAID OF SPEED, GET WINDOWS!

• C:\WINDOWS] DEL *.* I feel better now.

• Computer too fast? Just add Windows 95!

• Windows is the best $89 solitare game you can buy!

• Desqview vs. Windows is a NO-WIN situation.

• Windows is for fun, DOS is for getting things done.

• Error:015 - Unable to exit Windows. Try the door.

• Windows is a pane in the ASCII.

• OS/2 VirusScan - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/y)"

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