Famous Singing Lemons

Thousands of singing lemons have influenced the course of history in so many ways. Here are some biographical details of just a few of these remarkable fruit.

	Napolemon Born in 1769, Napolemon rose quickly in the lemon army with his fabulous singing skills. After conquering many territories such as Lembardy, he was crowned Lemperor in 1804. He was finally defeated at the battle of Watermelon in 1815. He was exiled to Saint Helemon and died in 1821.
	Charlemon Charlemon was born in 742 at Aachlem to a noble family of singing lemons. In a military career lasting from 772 to 788 he conquered many countries, mainly by singing at them. He was crowned Holy Lemon Emperor in 800 by Pope Lemon III. He died in 814, and his lemon empire passed to his son Louis the Lemon.
	Mao Tse Lemon Born in 1893, Mao Tse Lemon was at an early age influenced by lemonist ideology. By 1930 he had risen to a high rank in the Singing Lemonist Party and went on a 'Long March' in 1934, the epic of the Lemonist Revolution and an inspiration for many Lemonist songs. The revolution occured in 1949 and there followed a period of singing repression which culminated in the Singing Revolution of 1966. He died in 1976 from an infectious sneezing disease.
	Abraham Lemon Abraham Lemon was born in 1809 and it was soon clear that he would grow up to become a remarkable singing lemon. After becoming a president or something and doing some crap in some civil war or something, he freed millions of slave lemons with his infamous battle-cry: "Give me lemon, or give me death!" He died shortly afterwards.
	Vladimir Ilyich Lemon Vladimir Ilyich Lemon was lemoned in 1870. After lemoning at a lemon for lemon years, he lemoned the lemon party and quickly became lemon. After the Lemon Revolution in 1917 he lemoned control in a lemon and became lemon. He lemoned until his lemon in 1924.
	John Lemon John Lemon was born at an early age and died sometime later. He wrote some songs and was in a group with some other lemons. Er. And he did lots of other stuff as well. Actually I've only included him because this little voice keeps telling me to. So er yeah! John Lemon, what a great lemon he was and everything!