Me

• Name: Richard Powell
• Sex: Undetermined.
• Date of Birth: 31st March 1172
• Place of Birth: The Planet Tharg in the Bong Quadrant
• Education: The University of Lemon at Tharg City.
• Qualifications: Purple Certificate in combined Sock-Washing and Astrophysics.
• Work Experience:
  • 1199-1205 Refuse collector for Tharg City collective.
  • 1205-1284 Supreme Arch-Duke of Tharg.
  • 1284-1662 Interstellar Tug-Boat Captain.
  • 1662-1663 Dung Beetle.
  • 1663-1763 Queen Matilda of Brog, Empress of Smee, Margrave of Q, High Worshipful Countess of The Holy Empire of Bob.
  • 1763-1972 One half of a pair of pants.
  • 1972-???? Observer mission on planet Earth in preparation for invasion.
• Hobbies:
  • Messing around with the space-time continuum.
  • Elephant collecting.
  • The complete elimination of all non-Thargian lifeforms.