Porkins, Red-6, the man...
Yes, that's right. You've all seen the movie, and I bet that none of you pathetic bastards even remember poor Porkins. All I have to say is this: PORKINS IS STAR WARS. Without Porkins, the movie just wouldn't be worthwhile. I mean, this guy had flames on his helmet, and he even refused to wear his chin strap. Could he be much more of a bad ass? I think not. Ladies and gentlemen, I think it's time to give a moment of silence for Porkins. And the next time you see Star Wars, you had best represent for the man, Porkins... If you aren;t down with Porkins, you ain't shit.
>Here are all of Porkins' lines from the movie!
"Red Six standing by."
"I'm right with you, Red Three."
"I've got a problem here."
"I can handle it."
"No, I'm all right. Aaaaarrrrrgh!!!
Here's a frame by frame of the mighty Porkins' demise:
Goodbye, Porkins...