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here's what other people have had to say about my revolting little corner of the web. i've added comments to some of them.you wanna sign it?

strangekindaboy - 05/14/99 01:47:16
My URL:http://members.tripod.com/~atariteenageriot/
My Email:steve@jadeinc.com
icq uin: 1920871
is jamie as cute as a button?: sure
if i were an animal, i'd be a(n): monkey
favourite colour: RED
Comments:
Nice site...come see my new and improved Atari Teenage Riot website :

atari teenage riot!!!



foolscap - 04/07/99 14:15:27
My Email:foolscap@geocities.com
icq uin: 629296
how many licks?: depends how big your tongue is =P
is jamie as cute as a button?: Of course, any girl from Chi-town has to be good lookin'
if i were an animal, i'd be a(n): water buffalo, just for their gracefulness
favourite colour: plaid
Comments:
Just had to look ya up, I know you went on to bigger and greener pastures and I hope your having fun wherever you are. They sent me to Nebraska myself, so I'm living in what we like to think of as the hot spot of the Midwest suburban night life. Any ways hy don't you get an email link that works, so I can get ahold of you. I have to get back to work, they are coming round with the whips again, and you know how much fun that is.. peace bro' -- tony



Mr Snooka - 04/05/99 02:40:13
My Email:MrSnooka@aol.com
how many licks?: ah-one, ah-two, ah-three
is jamie as cute as a button?: HELL YES!
if i were an animal, i'd be a(n): gibbon
favourite colour: trapezoid
Comments:
Some guy named big Ted came looking for you at my house. Says hes got some sweet lovin for yas. Till then just remember who put the chicken in sweaters.



jammaster j - 12/14/98 03:06:19
My Email:punkygal@aol.com
how many licks?: 25314
is jamie as cute as a button?: shes da bomb-biggity boyeee!!!!
if i were an animal, i'd be a(n): ewok named wicket
favourite colour: maroon or shiny
Comments:
You're page is really awesome!!! You are a wonderful writer and i dig yer sense of humor...Round 'em up cowboy!!!! illusustrious llamas often very eloquenty yodel orangutans unite!!!!!



10/26/98 05:28:10
Name: Bad Bunny My URL: Visit Me
My Email: Email Me

Comments:
Just surfing Thanks



Cindy - 09/24/98 13:28:33
My URL:http://www.zecrets.com/users/cindy
My Email:cinth@usa.net
comment: Nice page.... please come visit my site :-) Thanks, Cindy
Comments:



emmy - 08/07/98 05:27:37
My Email:whitee2@muss.cis.mcmaster.ca
how many licks?: one big ol' bite
is jamie as cute as a button?: cute is bad. learn that fast, mister.
if i were an animal, i'd be a(n): butterfly
favourite colour: sparkly rainbows
Comments:
so i am signing this for the third time. hurry up and get yer computer set back up. we miss you! what else.. not much.. i am tired. and i love 'im no matter who says what. :) as long as i make sense to myself.. let the beat drop.



Sho - 08/03/98 15:23:29
My URL:http://members.tripod.com/~lunasoul
My Email:gkaplan@soltec.net
icq uin: 15020456 (among others)
how many licks?: I don't like tootsie roll pops; therefore I don't care.
is jamie as cute as a button?: we've been through this
if i were an animal, i'd be a(n): I am an animal.
favourite colour: Poiple?
Comments:
Hey, so you've like disappeared off the face of the earth. Well okay, I guess that's cool 'cept you didn't tell me. So come on.. like, show signs of life or SOMETHING.



emily - 05/31/98 05:12:40
My Email:ai365@hwcn.org
how many licks?: ah-one, ah-two, ah-three
is jamie as cute as a button?: buttons are cute?
if i were an animal, i'd be a(n): monkey
favourite colour: sparkles
Comments:
- tequila gives me a HUGE headache.. - i'll -never- understand the male species.. - um.. i was born slippy - he's a lipstick boy. - one more thing: blue lagoons are the drinks of the gods.



John Robison - 05/15/98 16:14:46
how many licks?: 0 for me, i dont even lick.
is jamie as cute as a button?: HELL YES!
if i were an animal, i'd be a(n): Sea Monkey!
favourite colour: Green
Comments:
ramble... umm... i feel as if i am getting stupider... oh yeah, about the atari teenage riot review, i liked it very much, it's about as close to a show of theirs i think i will ever get. umm... thank you..



Mad Albino - 04/30/98 19:38:32
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/SoHo/9753
My Email:gratrix@nevada.edu
icq uin: 8392758
how many licks?: i dunno that bastard owl always ruins it for me...
is jamie as cute as a button?: yes, and we all know how twitterpated you are over her. enough already. :)
if i were an animal, i'd be a(n): ...ever see that episode of the simpsons when bart was a butterfly?
favourite colour: yellow is good.
Comments:
whats poppin big brotha? your page just keeps getting scarrier. umm keep up the good work, but BEWARE OF THE MOOSE!!!



NitruzApe - 03/16/98 10:50:24
My URL:http://www.advancedmonkey.com/monkeypics/alphamonkeypimp.jpg
My Email:nitruzape@hotmail.com
icq uin: not so fast...I barely know u....
how many licks?: 900 and a touch or turtle hide
is jamie as cute as a button?: well I have to admit that well...you know
if i were an animal, i'd be a(n): a monkey in a straight jacket...with a tank of NO2 strapped to my back
favourite colour: my eyes....they are awesome....
Comments:
Well I'm not happy with the soldering state of ethics in the worldwide community of dissipitating moral forsaken monkeys. For the fact that just because anothers use of the prehensial tale is better than let's say the alpha monkey, does that mean that th t monkey is any less of a primate than the other? I mean how can u judge another hairy fellow primate just because his tale can hold him upside down from a 500 year old birch tree. I also do not think that just because a fellow chimps coat is thicker an softer than anothers has any bearing on whether he has good hygeine or not. *sigh* I feel this is going to fall on small minded snails w/ no shell. I remember when the great chimp from the red wood tree spoke....it was so quiet u could here the flee's rawling on my nutz. he said that when my great hybrid father from the fruitfull tree of the banana came down and said we must destroy these so called non furred meat eating creatures, they all laughed at him. Now, my fellow chimps, we r imprisoned in zoo s and r only form of retaliation is to throw feces and urinate at there small developing children. It pains my more advanced baboon heart. I must bid ya'll good swinging and may banana's be fruitfull in ur future.



emily - 03/11/98 15:00:25
My Email:ai365@hwcn.org
how many licks?: why are these answers already filled in for me? dammit, bri!
is jamie as cute as a button?: didn't look, baybee.
if i were an animal, i'd be a(n): dolphin
favourite colour: red
Comments:
i'm tired. so tired. it's 10am and i'm not used to being up this early. ya, i'm a sucky baby. what else is on my mind? nothing much. ok. bye-e. oh - why does the operation guy have such a big nose? and will i EVER get the heart out without droppi g it back in? bzzz.



Jesus - 02/18/98 03:47:50
My Email:Jesus@Heaven.com
how many licks?: You'd have to ask my Dad about that one...
is jamie as cute as a button?: My sacred vow of abstinence prevents me from answering that question.
if i were an animal, i'd be a(n): All of God's children are equal and beautiful.
favourite colour: The color of God.
Comments:
as it tuns out, jesus uses AOL. man, is that depressing - RioT!



Tassie - 02/10/98 15:00:23
how many licks?: Too Many To Try!
is jamie as cute as a button?: Yep!
if i were an animal, i'd be a(n): Giraffe
favourite colour: Green/Purple
Comments:
Not much is on my mind!



jami(E) - 02/09/98 03:45:54
My Email:punkygal@aol.com
how many licks?: ah-one, ah-two, ah-three.three licks to get to the center of a totosie roll tootsie pop.
is jamie as cute as a button?: She's the most god-like creature on earth
if i were an animal, i'd be a(n): sherman. hes so cute
favourite colour: maroon
Comments:



Stacey - 02/09/98 03:42:49
My Email:DiscoCat16
how many licks?: ask yo mommma
is jamie as cute as a button?: I don't know about buttons, buts she's one hell of a mini golf player.
if i were an animal, i'd be a(n): ball of cheeze
favourite colour: cheezey poof orange
Comments:
" The world is like a big ball of cheese. It may smelll really bad, and have lots of holes in it but it tastes great." And jill sux!!!



AntOniO - 12/24/97 09:24:45
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/il/blancomuerto
My Email:antonio09@hotmail.com
icq uin: dork...
how many licks?: Let's ask Mr.Puffy Woods!!!!
is jamie as cute as a button?: I'd knock the dust out that p*@%#!!!!!
if i were an animal, i'd be a(n): Horny Toad.....or the Central American Long eared cracker killing wombat
favourite colour: The glimmering flow of the white man's blood as it runs down the edge of my knife !!!!!!!!!! AAHHHH hAAAA HAAAA hAAA HAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comments:
When the hell are you gettin back from Chicago tubTHUMPER? Just so you know you still have my red alert beeotch! Check out my page I have done a lot with the place.... By the way, why doesn't your operation guy have a penis? Is it possible his fat pasty ass stomach is folded over it. Or is he just some kinda freak with a detachable penis. Anyway, I'll talk to ya later homey....... tony
this guy's got the fever for the flavor of my nuts.- RioT!



Shoshana - 12/10/97 22:42:09
My URL:http://members.tripod.com/~DykeBS
My Email:grrrldyke@hotmail.com
icq uin: 1389079
how many licks?: 98
is jamie as cute as a button?: I'd screw 'er
if i were an animal, i'd be a(n): cat
favourite colour: green or purple
Comments:
your page is very nice ... really, I mean, I can't comprehend frames, and I don't like columnsbut it is nice ... I'll be back, you know, to actually look at stuff, cuz it's pretty nice, and I like vegetarians, so I guess I have to like you, even though yo 're a boy and you have a jamie, and that's not fair ...



bigmike - 12/04/97 10:16:44
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/athens/olympus/2734
My Email:bigmike75@hotmail.com
icq uin: what????????
how many licks?: 3.14
is jamie as cute as a button?: I plead the fifth
if i were an animal, i'd be a(n): human
favourite colour: purple
Comments:
whats up with the no frame resizing some of us use computers that we cant adjust out viewing size so it is impossible to view your sight without frameresizing



BOB - 11/24/97 01:48:13
My Email:greenman@sprintmail.com
how many licks?: all paths lead to the center
is jamie as cute as a button?: do you need to ask?
if i were an animal, i'd be a(n): I am an amin amin animal.
favourite colour: bleu
Comments:
I think of Conrad's "Heart of Darkness" and my own relationships with whatever "glue" holds one in orbit and connected with, well whatever one is connected to, I suppose. On the other hand, there is always the chance to change, something. You have an exc ptional site that has helped me to see no perceive everything more clearly and I agree.



shwa - 11/22/97 01:01:35
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Yosemite/6270/index.html
My Email:shwa@geocities
icq uin: 3941647
how many licks?: with teeth like yers - they dont stand a chance! =)
is jamie as cute as a button?: YEAH BABY!!!! BOOM!!!
if i were an animal, i'd be a(n): gopher - the one in caddyshack
favourite colour: aquavelvet
Comments:
40% of all surfers use ie brian ... think of all the disappointed little faces when they see your java crash *sigh* anyway - a question for you - who would win in a fight: Henry 'the neck' Rollins or Sean 'thumb master' Connery - actually the world was pr lly never meant to know ... what kind of lunatic thinks this crap up? - RioT!



Rhaven - 11/21/97 16:13:29
My URL:http://www.tc.umn.edu/~bart0251/
how many licks?: heh wouldn't you like to know hmm.. i dont eat tootsie roll pops, not for religious reasons, or to be cooler than you, or because i dont like them. Its just i dont want to eat another thing with a sugary outside and a brown chew y inside
is jamie as cute as a button?:not cute as a button, cuter *drool*
if i were an animal, i'd be a(n): r(h)aven / one of them antarctic icemoles that dig tunnels in the ice and melt holes underneath penguins ane eat them
favourite colour:hunter green / what color ar e Jamie's eyes again? *smirk*
Comments:
now.. if i could just get some content.. i could make a cool page too uh fix my homepage link on your friends page. Its not that i have anything against shayla, actually i like shayla. But whan ya click on me you go to her, and im not her (but heh uh yea) but uh yea i wanted this to seem like whining, but now it sound like ranting... DOH! fixed. - RioT!



Amanda - 11/15/97 06:19:31
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/vienna/6692
My Email:smith1688@duq.edu
icq uin: 4040531
how many licks?: ah-one, ah-two, ah-three
is jamie as cute as a button?: HELL YES!
if i were an animal, i'd be a(n): penis
favourite colour: nude
Comments:
I hate John Stabinsky. I hate men. I hate anything with penises. Thank the lord for sex toys!!! Oh wait, you don't believe in the lord.... Ok, thank Flint for sex toys! Um...nice page...it needs some naked pictures...of you, of your friends, of anyo e! I love organic chemistry and working all weekend long and not sleeping and brussel sprouts...uh huh. someone, please, adjust this girl's medication



shawna hampton - 11/07/97 20:51:29
My Email:butterfly137@hotmail.com
how many licks?: ah-one, ah-two, ah-three
is jamie as cute as a button?: HELL YES!
if i were an animal, i'd be a(n): butterfly, duh
favourite colour: green, green, and more green
Comments:
Cool page, XXXXXXX...Hi, I'm Shawna, Derrick's friend...you have to know who I am because he talks about me allt he damn time, right? right? (he's sitting right next to me if you didn't already get that):):):) this silly person slapped my last name in here. nuh-uh. we don't do that. i make a lot of enemies. - RioT!



Maleresia - 11/06/97 21:37:13
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/athens/delphi/8867
My Email:Maleresia@rocketmail.com
icq uin: 706393
how many licks?: ah-one, ah-two, ah-three
is jamie as cute as a button?: HELL YES!
if i were an animal, i'd be a(n): Uhhhh Pass
favourite colour: Black,red, & purple...(can't limit myself to one)
Comments:
Got a good page. Layout's good too. The image map'll be a good add-on too. Really though why do you need to ask about the bingo patrons and chewbaccca OF COURSE it's gonna be the bingo patrons....hehee



Maleresia - 11/06/97 21:35:53
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/athens/delphi/8867
My Email:Maleresia@rocketmail.com
icq uin: 706393
how many licks?: ah-one, ah-two, ah-three
is jamie as cute as a button?: HELL YES!
if i were an animal, i'd be a(n): Uhhhh Pass
favourite colour: Black,red, & purple...(can't limit myself to one)
Comments:
Got a good page. Layout's good too. The image map'll be a good add-on too. Really though why do you need to ask about the bingo patrons and chewbaccca OF COURSE it's gonna be the bingo patrons....hehee



Stinkfist(Daryl Chance) - 11/05/97 14:26:21
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/SunsetStrip/Studio/1599/
My Email:chancedj@peaknet.net
icq uin: 4749674
how many licks?: ah-one, ah-two, ah-three
is jamie as cute as a button?: Yup Yup Yup, Dafinately
if i were an animal, i'd be a(n): have to go with a Centaur
favourite colour: Blue
Comments:
Just thought id drop by and sign this thing, ive been here multiple times and never signed it so I signed it....YEAH ME hehe, pretty good page....well gotta run... C Yah L8ytr!



BIGMIKE - 11/04/97 09:21:47
My URL:http://WWW.GEOCITIES.COM/SUNSETSTRIP/LOUNGE/7230
My Email:BIGMIKE75@HOTMAIL.COM
how many licks?: 33 1/3@180BPM
is jamie as cute as a button?: I PLEAD THE FIFTH
if i were an animal, i'd be a(n): HUMAN WE ARE THE MOST SAVAGE ARENT WE
favourite colour: PURPLE
Comments:
WUZ UP BEITCH YOU NEED TO SHOW ME THE SKILLS ON WEB PAGES PLEASE OH PAGEMEISTER



BEN - 10/31/97 06:29:50
My Email:radman@isbe.accessus.net
how many licks?: "crunch" ...uh...ohh... oops.
is jamie as cute as a button?: my jami is CUTER than a button
if i were an animal, i'd be a(n): TAZMANIAN DEVIL
favourite colour: GREEN/PURPLE
Comments:
BONE, SKIN HAIR, ... MUSIC AND JAMI CAUSE THATS WHATS ALWAYS ON MY MIND- AND OF CORSE THE NEW DEFTONES C.D. CAUSE DAT WHAT I BE LISTENEN TO RIGHT NOW (IT KICKS MAJOR ASS)



ismokealot - 10/30/97 17:01:45
how many licks?: 5869 when i tried it
is jamie as cute as a button?: well absolutly
if i were an animal, i'd be a(n): snake
favourite colour: none of you f'in business
Comments:
yeah right riot



jami(E) - 10/29/97 18:43:14
how many licks?: ah-one, ah-two, ah-three...three licks to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop!
if i were an animal, i'd be a(n): elephant
favourite colour: maroon
Comments:



Starrjelly - 10/22/97 19:59:11
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/SouthBeach/Lagoon/4273
My Email:mericouch@hotmail.com
icq uin: 3373642
how many licks to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?: a couple then a REALLY big bite
is jamie as cute as a button?: well, she's got nice hair :)
Comments:
Hmm..what does one say? I like? Yeah, that works...



Endèr - 10/15/97 22:01:25
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/ca/LordEnder
My Email:ender@thepentagon.com
icq uin: 1394999
east coast / west coast: East side
you like-a da juice ?: do you like Crystal Myth?
no means yes and yes means no. do you want me to hit you?: Yeah......
favourite colour:: gonorrhea yellow
is jamie as cute as a button?: Same as above......but which one?
Comments:
It's already clear thank you.....although I'd like to announce that I have a machine that only kills white people.....well really white people. I like to call it....."The Cracka Killa". So feel free to email me....they cost about 300 dollars a pop....le z werk fast peeps. This Friday 40'z...don't ferget phucko......



Matthew Jahnke - 10/14/97 20:04:01
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/southbeach/lights/7256
My Email:jahnkem@thunder.safb.af.mil
east coast / west coast: coming from the da west side
no means yes and yes means no. do you want me to hit you?: yes
favourite colour:: I think colors are overrated but if I had to choose definitley black
is jamie as cute as a button?: haven't seen the pic,
Comments:
Pretty neat page there Brainriot.... Take er easy and say hi to Xerxes... aka Foolscap ... aka Tony next time you see him, even though I work with him..



Wowbagger - 10/10/97 14:59:51
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/bourbonstreet/7990
My Email:asillyname@geocities.com
east coast / west coast: no coast
no means yes and yes means no. do you want me to hit you?: no, no, ehm yes, no, yes
favourite colour:: a blue-ish green shade of black-pink-ish
is jamie as cute as a button?: *shrug*
Comments:



Chris Reagoso - 07/24/97 13:08:54 GMT
My URL:http://www.electricchair.com/
My Email:chris@webscaper.com
icq uin: 2258223
east coast / west coast: East Coast
you like-a da joos ?: si
no means yes and yes means no. do you want me to hit you?: was going to ask u dat.
favourite colour:: off-white, but not light gray
is jamie cute?: As cute as many textile fasteners
Comments:
.....BARF! Opps., cleared the stomach like B.K. at C.W.'s party in 96. "I am a GOD! I feel GREAT!....rrrraaaALPHHH!!" Till later dude, good work on the site, Chris



Endèr - 07/17/97 09:38:15 GMT
My Email:ender@thepentagon.com
icq uin: I think 1394999
east coast / west coast: Iz thiz a question?? East side
you like-a da joos ?: huck yeah...az long az it doesn't have a knife
no means yes and yes means no. do you want me to hit you?: Touch me and I'll go ROBO
favourite colour:: mt240 terminal green
is jamie cute?: hellz yeah

She wuz living in a single room with three other people. One of them wuz male the other two....well the other two were female. God only knowz wut they were up 2. And I wouldn't be the least bit surprized if all of them had smoked marijua a ciggerettes.....REEFERZ....



Antonio - 07/06/97 03:12:50 GMT
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/il/ant0ni0
My Email:don't worry about it
east coast / west coast ? west
boxers / briefs ?: briefs
coke / pepsi ?: coke
beatles / elvis ?: fuck em all
blur / oasis ?: blur
Comments:
Wario will rule the planet in the year 2000! Im a Wario! Ima gonna win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Endèr - 07/06/97 02:02:11 GMT
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/ca/LordEnder
My Email:ender@thepentagon.com
icq uin: I ferget ....get thiz madmanz ICQ # and he'll give u mine
east coast / west coast ?: East fer lïfè
boxers / briefs ?: boxers
coke / pepsi ?: coke
beatles / elvis ?: wut kinda phuckin choices r these??
blur / oasis ?: WOO-HOO
Comments:
I like to give a shout out to the gangly youth that haz produced thiz page. heh heh. l8ta



your mom - 07/01/97 15:28:10 GMT
My URL:http://www.immense.com/
east coast / west coast ?: both, multiple continents
boxers / briefs ?: they dont make em big enuf
coke / peps ?: usually oceans
Comments:



Dameon Salvatore - 07/01/97 15:16:17 GMT
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/SoHo/Studios/2694
My Email:dameon5@geocities.com
ast coast / west coast ?: east
boxers / briefs ?: depends on which personality is in control at the time
coke / pepsi ?: we all like pepsi
beatles / elvis ?: beatles
blur / oasis ?: BLUR WooHoo!!
Comments:
*CAUUUWWWGHh* Thats better figured We'd drop a line here so you can get the warm fuzzies. Now wasn't that considerate of us?



wicket - 06/26/97 18:33:31 GMT
Comments:
this is kind of racist...i dont live on the east or west coast..i dont wear boxers or briefs...ive never had pepsi. elvis is ok.. you arent.



dolemite - 06/25/97 14:54:36 GMT
My URL:http://www.spy.net/~dolemite
My Email:dolemite@peaknet.net
icq uin: 1821658
east coast west coast ?: midwest
boxers / briefs ?: boxers. ew!
coke / pepsi ?: coke.
beatles / elvis ?: beatles.
blur / oasis ?: blur.
Comments:
um. *ahem* *hack* nice page. goudt page. *petpet*
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