e-mail from potential stalkers

Our first stalker-wannabe seems to have gotten his caps lock key stuck...

HeLLo! I aM ReSPoNDiNG To YouR aD FoR a STaLKeR!!! I WiLL aCCePT THe PoSiTioN. I WoN'T SWeaR oR HaVe aNyTHiNG To Do WiTH XXX STuFF! I HaVe SeaRCHeD FoR MaNy PeoPLe To STaLK aND I LiKe You THe BeST. PLeaSe WRiTe BaCK SooN WiTH YouR ReSPoNSe oF eiTHeR aCCePTiNG Me oR NoT aS YouR STaLKeR.
THaNK You.

SiNCeReLY,
- Wannabe Stalker

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