One-liners to keep you thinking.
A successful man is one who can earn more money than his wife can possibly spend. A successful woman is one who can find that man. Here's good news for bald heads. They say: "God made perfect heads". Those that were not - he covered them with hair. Yes god created man before women, but you always create a draft before the final materpiece(Naahh). When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife. Be nice to people until you have made your first million bucks. After that people will be nice to you. A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shinning and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. Bank accounts are like toothpaste:easy to take out but hard to put back. The doctor is the only man who can tell a woman to take off all her clothes and then send the bill to her husband.
Q's & A's
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted. Q: Why did Moses wondered in the desert for 30 years? A: 'Cause men refuse to ask for directions. Q: What's a difference between a man and E.T.? A: E.T. phoned home. Q: Why did a the blonde climb up the roof of a bar? A: She heard the drinks were on the house. Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? A: He didn't have the guts. Q: How do you know if you are in love, lust, or married? A: Love, when you are writing poems for your love. Lust, all you're writing is the phone number. Married, all you're writing is the check. A: Love, when you eyes meet across a crowded room. Lust, when your tongues meet across a crowded room. Married, when your belt doesn't meet across the waist, and you don't care. A: Love, when you try not to think about breaking up. Lust, you think about only one thing. Married, all you are thinking about is getting thru the day. A: Love, when you are proud to be seen in public with your love. Lust, when you see your partner only inside the blankets. Married, when you meet, your wallet gets emptied out.Home
