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Religion at best, at best, is like a lift in your shoe.
If you need it for awhile, and it makes you walk straight, and feel better...fine!
But you don't need it forever, or you can become permanently disabled.
Religion is like a lift in the shoe, and I say, just don't ask me to wear your shoes,
and lets not go down and nail lifts onto the native's feet!
---George Carlin


First we thought the PC was a calculator.
Then we found out how to turn numbers into letters with ASCII, and we thought it was a typewriter.
Then we discovered graphics, and we thought it was a television.
With the World Wide Web, we've realized it's a brochure."
---Douglas Adams, author of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"


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