The witch of my mother-in-law

                                          -¡AGGGPPT!-

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This is the history of my life. ..-SNIF!- .., yes, yes, I am weeping ... only remember how I have been able to change so much ... -SNIF...MOC, MOC!- ... I put me to weep as a disconsolate. ... and all by my damned mother-in-law!.
Do you have a handkerchief?... thanks.
I was handsome, very handsome; high; 1'78 m. and with 60 kilos; blonde, good, so only with saying to you that before marrying me with Manolito, my first husband, I was a top-model as is said now ... -SNIF SNIF!-.
.... Was parading by the better catwalks of the world and of the foreign; Paris, Rome, Cuenca, London, New York, Albacete, Tokyo, Valencia ... Ay! -SNIF...MOC, MOC!- what times those! ... and now? ..., now I give disgust, I am a zero to the left, a monster of 255 kilos, middle bald, hysterical lost, fills with grains ... ah, and that is not all, not! ,... the worst, eh ... the worst is that ...
Do you have other handkerchief?... thanks.
For where was going? ... aaah , ... and the worst of all is the place where I find me ... in the house of the madmen!! . I had money, properties, a good work and a great husband, and all, all all ... to the shit!.
The mother-in-law, my damned mother-in-law, ... now that ... I gladden me! ... yes, yes, I gladden me of the fact that arrived to her the end of that form, ... were deserved what is! ... was a witch the very adverse ... -MOC MOC...AGGGGPPTT!- ... watches, nasty witch, this green that I finish of spiting, it is for you ...witch, dirty!
When I married me with Manolito, my first husband, the son of the witch... -AGGGGPPTT!- ..., put aside the catwalks, for thus to have more time for the family,...well, for my Manolito, but was bearing me in house, alone, without nothing that to make ..., and I decided me to seek a work to happen a little that useless time, but I said me ... with the unemployment that is I go to find I one?.
Ey, I found it!!, yes, yes, I found it.
I simply was seeking a small work but it was not waiting that; something so good, so interesting, so easy and ... so well-paid!,... hundred of bills of thousand to the month. Was seeming fact to my measure: " Personalized public relationships", thus said me my chief that were called the work.
Though ... in the first work day I discovered of the fact that they were some " public Relationships" a strange so much since hardly leave of the dispatch of my chief, ... why would be...?. Well, but ... finally of the month, was putting the hand and ... wow, bills for the baby! ... it other? ... psst, while it is not informed my husband, to me do not was importing me!
But ... all this and all what had, all my savings, my jewels, all have lost it ... all! ... my house, my other house, the other ... my body! ... all ... -SNIF SNIF!- ... I can not, not ..., I feel it for you but not ..., I can not continue, ... was finished ...
Do you have other handkerchief? ...., thanks ...

-MOC MOC!-.
 
 

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Good, it is worths, I continue .......
The day of my wedding, my ... -AAGGGPPTT!!-... mother-in-law, the witch, very amiable she, pretending the devil that had hidden within, but a devil devil; with horns, sharp ears, tail, etc ... since, as was saying to you, in the day of my wedding gave me as only weddings gift ... an advice! , and is that, above, was a miser of thousand nose pars, since the advice that gave me were that did not attempt to cheat to Manolito because she would be informed and would be avenged. I, innocent of me, attempting to carry me well with her from a principle and to file future roughness .... I gave to her a kiss ... -JE JE!- ... makes me grace now but ... ay if it might have known it! ... a kiss? ... a kick in the balls might have given to her! ... because sure that it had them ... was rarer than a green dog!...
... Old, fat, with warts until in the clamper ...eh? ... do you have a mirror? ... -AHHHHHHHH!!!- ... if I seem me to her! ... can not be, not, not and not, it is impossible, though ... and if the curse that ...? ay, ay, ayyyyy ..., what sorceress...!
Now I remember that ... my first deceased husband ...eh?... ...that had not been said it?, since yes, ....I am dowager of my first husband, poor, after have been the target of my ire, ... was beed, yes, as well as who not want the thing, was beed, good, better said ... was escaped me of the hands, over there up, in the roof, when I was attempting to consummate my twentieth third suicide attempt. Yet I remember their last words while fell to the empty from the tenth plant, seems as if it seeing now same ...., said me ... - DAUGHTER OF WHORRRR ....!- and ... -PLASSST!-, it of the - PLASST!- said it the asphalt of the street according to commented me some neighboring.  

 

Sorry for my English.
TO BE CONTINUED.........