Drunk Bornhelm!!!	Lunch at Ed Debevic's
The Party!!!	The Morning After!!!

      Friday July 31st :

                         5:30 : My fucking alarm goes off and nearly gets tossed against the wall when it dawns on me the big day is here!!! I take a shower
                                   etc. Drive to Sauron's for the journey.

                         6:30 : I arrive at Sauron's house. He is kind enough to have breakfast there ready for me. We eat and pack our stuff and hit the road.

                         7:45 : Stop to fuel up the El Lumina. It seems Sauron forgot to due it the day before. Stopping to fuel up was a good thing cause there
                                    was some hot chick working at the gas station that wanted me ( I could see it in her eyes)

                         7:45 till 11:30 : Listened to alot of Eagles, Neil Young and GNR. Also plotted Sithlord's death being all you nice Duners sent us
                                                   money to do just that   =)
 
                       11:30 : Arrive at Gilligan's to find he is not there. Sauron and I plan to hide in the bushes and attack Gilligan when he gets back. Sauron
                                    and I decide against attacking Gilligan being he is a lvl 800 wiz and Sauron and myself only add up to 799 lvls together.
 
                       11:45 : Gilligan shows up appears he was at work. Then Sauron and Gilligan decide to go eat lunch then going and picking up Nikita
                                    afterwards. I am telling them the entire time we should wait for Nikita and have lunch with her too.

                         1:30 : Go to Air Port to pick up Nikita. Gilligan and myself go into the airport to get Nikita while Sauron waits in the El Lumina.
                             We met up with Nikita just as she's getting off the plane. We all say hi and stuff then I believe the next thing she said was "I'm
                                     starving when do we eat?"
 
                         2:30 : We take Nikita to get something to eat. All the while I was trying to explain to her that Sauron and Gilligan didn't want to wait for
                                    lunch.

                         4:00 : Gilligan and Nikita jump into his car. Sauron and I jump into the El Lumina and were all off to pick up Jasmine and Ulphrates at the
                                    airport.

                         4:10 : Airport security (Some old lady) nearly strip searches me cause I am wearing steal toed boots and that damn metal detector kept
                                    beeping.

                          4:30 : Jasmine rides with Gilligan Nikita and Ulphrated rides with Sauron and myself. We are all headed to pick up Sithlord. We tell
                                    Ulphrates about the $$$ that was sent to us to knock off Sithlord. He says he'll help us for 25% of the cut. Sauron and I agree.

                          5:00 : We step foot in Sithlord's domain. The typical college student dorm. Sithlord almost immediately be-friends Ulphrates Sauron and
                                     myself by pulling out a couple of bags of beer.

                          7:00 : I think the drinking started about this time. I remember Jasmine telling me to slow down I was drinking to fast etc.

                          9:00 : Things are starting to get fuzzy. We played cards. Gilligan made a great dinner.

                        11:00 : *DRUNKEN HAZY*  I think I remember something *DRUNKEN HAZY* Oh god it's to cloudy.

Sometime that night : *PASSED OUT* Gilligan shows everyone his artistic ability drawing a smiley face on my belly *PASSED OUT*

Later that same night : I wake up still very hazy. All I know is that taking a piss at this moment would be better then anything in the world.
                                       While doing this I fell on Sithlord... don't ask what happened or where I landed.... *cringe*