Stuff About Me     General stuff about me    

• Name - E. Joe Shepherd Jr. (No I won't tell you what my first name is and I know you'll never guess it unless someone that knows me told you)
• Date of Birth - 7/23/75 (Yes I am getting to be an old man. I can hear my joints in my knees and elbows creek when I get up)
• Occupation - I am currently a Certified Welder. Previously I was a CNC (Computer Numeral Controlled) Machinist for 5 yrs
• Hobbies - Surfing the net and playing pool.
• Number Of Siblings - 1 brother who is younger.
• Sexual Orientation - Heterosexual ( I am not really gay I just act like it to pick up chicks)
• Favorite Saying/Phrase - "I am gay"
• Favorite Quote - "I have given up on my dreams coming true. I just hope my nightmares don't."
• Favorite Actor - Clint Eastwood
• Favorite Actress - Jennifer Aniston
• Favorite People In The World - My nieces Andrea and Madison  =)
• Favorite Movie - Heart Break Ridge (Staring Clint Eastwood)
• Favorite TV Show - Friends (That is when I used to watch TV)
• Favorite Cable TV show - South Park
• Favorite Cartoon Character - Eric CARTMAN!!!
• Favorite Bar - Legends (Located in down town Lima Ohio if you are ever in town I recommend it)
• Favorite Food - Anything that is not healthy for me this includes women  :P~~~~~~
• Number Of times I Have Had My Heart Broke - 2 (I'm not falling in love ever again)
• Number Of Times I Have Been Laid - 0 (Yes that means I am a virgin, any offers email me)
• Woman I Want To Be More Then Friends With - None, I have come to the conclusion you're all insane.
• Worst Experience In My Life To Date - Being born without being asked if I wanted to be and falling in love.
• Worst Thing A Woman Can Say To Me

          1) I love you. (Trust me if she says this to you she is lying and only intends on riping your heart out and laughing in your face)   My Goals In Life          To break as many female hearts that I can. I used to have other goals but thanks to a certain female this has been ruined.