Dirty Money

	Cher is an apt nom de fur for this French poodle.
	Both his 'do and his doo are expensive.
	Paris luggage lost in Grand Rapids,
	He needs money to travel from liberty to liberte.

	Lazy, Cher now turns laissez-faire.
	He nicks two hundreds from a passing wallet,
	Swallowing them into his personal safe.
	However, he has to make an unforeseen deposit.

	Cher banks that deposit in a suburban yard.
	Ken, surname Dykhouse, not Doll
	Acts as a lawn-teller,
	Scooping the money in and laundering it.