Graverobbing in the Sablean Graveyard

This was given to me by the Wizard Perrin. Perrin has been an Astarian a long time as both a player and a Wizard. He is the Wiz who build the Paladin's guild and was my boss while I playtested a Paladin.

While Perrin was a Fighter as a player, he and a few other of the high level Fighters used to go kill the Banshee, located in the Sablean Graveyard. At this time, there were few high level Fighter players, and as any Astarian knows, the Banshee is a tough monster to kill.

Inside the Banshee's room are two caskets; a pine casket and an oak casket. Inside the caskets are located the Banshee's treasure, as well as two corpses, those of Phydeaux the Loyal, and Fubar the Unfortunate Wizard.

Perrin used to have his Page pick up the corpses and carry them back to the Fighter's Guild and lay them out in repose in front of the Message Board. The corpses were way too heavy for a player to carry. Perrin actually told me, and I quote, "I would never deign to actually pick up a corpse. That is what the Page is for."

I had the Master Fighter Elzmere the Lizard King and his Page Sadist help me test this to see if it still worked. After all, Perrin has been a Wizard for well over one year. Sure enough, it still worked.

Elzmere took this one step further and... well you have to see it below. It had even Perrin laughing hard.

An unearthly grim laugh echoes through the realm as Sadist sacrifices the corpse of Phydeaux, the Loyal to the mighty Lagmonster.

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