Burp vs. Sprite

Do you ever wonder what your pets do when you are not around?

In Tharkold, there are two pets who have a rivalry of sorts. Nicholaa brought a ferret into the Clan abode one day and declared that she was the new Clan mascot, Sprite. This was all well and good, until a few weeks later, Devin found a stray cat and took pity on him, leading him into the abode and giving him a new home. Burp the Cat saw Sprite the Ferret and immediately became jealous, thwarting and framing her at every opportunity to attempt to steal the coveted "Clan Mascot" title away from her.

At first, these encounters were small and seemingly harmless. But they rapidly escalated into a full war between the two pets.

Burp, being a young and inexperienced cat, couldn't handle the wiley ways of Sprite at first.

Sprite (Nicholaa's Pet) howls in triumph at the death of Burp (Devin's Pet)!

Sprite (Nicholaa's Pet) towers over the corpse of Burp (Devin's Pet)!

Burp went to Devin and implored his aid. He was getting manhandled (or cat-handled as the case may be) by the horrible ferret. Devin enrolled Burp into the same Ninja school that he himself took as a young catfolk adventurer.

Soon, the tables were turned on the dismayed Sprite...

Burp (Devin's Pet) dances on the grave of Sprite (Nicholaa's Pet)!

Burp (Devin's Pet) brutally kills Sprite (Nicholaa's Pet)!

Burp's (Devin's Pet) grinning face drips with the entrails of Sprite (Nicholaa's Pet)!

Now, Burp was willing to let bygones be bygones, as long as Sprite gave up her position as Clan Mascot. But, alas, it was not to be.

Note  12  Nicholaa     (Mon Jun 22 19:01)  Save Sprite

 For the safety of the ferret involved, 
she has been moved into the pet relocation program
where vindictive cats and mean clannies can't get to her.

Thank you

Nicholaa

;):p:);p

Burp had to then change his tactics, seeing as how he could no longer find Sprite.

Note  11  Burp        (Mon Jun 22 22:30)  Contract

 
I am offeerng a 50 tri bountie for the hed of Sprite the Ferrett. Interstd
persons will contact Devin. Thank youe.

Burp the Cat

Alas, poor Burp still had no luck....

Note  14  Burp        (Wed Jun 24 02:17)  Bountie updat

 
I am raiseng the bountie to 75 Tri for the hed of Sprite the Ferrett. Cash
monies in ur hand. And u can keep her litle scrwny bodi to et like a hot
dawg.

Burp the Cat

Still no luck, even after offering the enormous sum for Sprite's head. Burp then went out into the dangerous Shadow Realm to prove to the Clan that he was a much better mascot than Sprite.

Note  17  Burp        (Wed Jun 24 09:51)  Burp is grate

 I have provin my ninja skells by killng Kain Drakslord by mesilf, showing
that i am a beter maskot than that smely worm Sprite. Top that, you
pathetik exkuse for a hot dawg.

Burp the Cat

Well, it seemed that some other members of the clan were less than impressed by this heroic act.

Note  18  Byron        (Wed Jun 24 18:36)  Burp

 Hey Burp,

        What do you smeel like, Coke or beer?
        And those farts could kill anything.
        I told you to cut back on the bean burritos.
Byron

Understandably, this made Burp a little bit upset....

Note  20  Burp        (Wed Jun 24 21:10)  < no title >

 ok, i have changd my contract, i no longre want the head of Sprite the
Ferrett. 100 Tri for the deth of that loser clerik Byron.

Burp the Ninga Cat

We'll see where this line of action goes in the future. Look out, Byron... Burp is after you!

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