Battle of Who Could Care Less

Devin's Battle Cry

By Ben Folds' Five

          Do you not hear me anymore?
          I know it's not your thing to care...
          I know it's cool to be so bored.
          But it sucks me in when you're aloof.
          It sucks me in, it sucks. It works.
          I guess it's cool to be alone.

          Do you never rest?
          Fighting the battle of who could care less...
          Every day you wake up late.
          Sometimes I wish I was that way.

          And you think Rockford Files is cool,
          But there are some things
          That you would change if it were up to you.
          So, think about your masterpiece...
          Watch the Rockford Files...
          Call to see if Paul can score some weed.

          Do you never rest?
          Fighting the battle of who could care less...
          Unearned unhappiness
          Well, that's ok, I guess.

          I've got this great idea!
          Why don't we pitch in to the Franklin fucking Mint.
          Fine pewter portraits of
          General Apathy and Major Boredom
          Singing...

          Whatever and ever, Amen.

          Oh well, mabye not...
          I'll try again.

          This should cheer you up for sure...
          See, I've got your old ID
          And your all dressed up like the Cure.

          Do you never rest?
          Fighting the battle of who could care less...
          Unearned unhappiness
          You're my hero, I confess.

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