Pacifying Beth's Ego, One Page At A Time

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Welcome to my this piece of insanity I call my web page. Since you're here, I can only assume you know me. In the odd case that you don't, I'm Beth. And this is what I look like:

Close enough, anyway.

I found this quote, and realized it's been my life saying ever since I was born:

No matter how big or soft or warm your bed is, you still have to get out of it.
-Grace Slick, singer

For the interstested, try these pages o' mine:

Visit Beth's Family Pages!
Horrible Side Effects of Mad Cow Disease!
Beth's Boundary Waters Pages
Beth's Creative Writing Page
Quotes "Really?"
Beth's Life Story (sorta)
Page of links. Look at where Beth goes!
The Unnamed Site Jacob and I are working on a site of... Okay, we don't know yet.
Home

For those of you entirely too interested, look at what's coming next:

Beth Tours Europe, and dips her toes into Asia and Africa!
In a historical moment, Beth and Kirstin get their picture taken together! (Don't ask. You'll understand when it gets there.)
After talking in the third person for a whole page, Beth starts to hate her name!

BETH! Not all the links on your pages work! We really find that annoying. Can't you at least label which ones don't work? Or not put links on these pages that don't work? What's the deal??
Very good. Not all of the links on my pages will work. There is no rhyme or reason (I'm not good at either English or math) to when links will work or won't, and you won't be forewarned. I'm really trying to get them all working, but for now...my apologies. I'm lazy and, contrary to popular belief, I DO have a life outside the computer. At least I think I do. It's in the back corner of my closet. Might be moldy at this point. If it's still there. I didn't remove the broken links or label them because then when I DO get them working, I'd have to remember to change them. Did I say I was brilliant and organized and smart? I did? Well, I was lying.

"Everybody has their moment of great opportunity in life. If you happen to miss the one you care about, then everything else in life becomes eerily easy."

Mostly Harmless Douglas Adams

Nope. No disclaimer. I'm under no one's control...BWAHAHA!! I mean...nothing. :)

I can be reached by e-mail at: serene-@cheerful.com
I cannot be reached via paper airplanes, unless you happen to be somewhat near me.

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Someday, when I get around to updating it, I intend to put links to my old pages...but they're in a sad state of ill-repair right now, and you're NUTS if you think I'm giong to update them tonight. HA!

Last updated: 6 January 2003 (last update: 16 January 2001 )