Pat Robertson announced yesterday that the massive earthquake that struck Turkey recently was a "warning" to Disney. "I stated earlier this year that god would strike back at the Disney Corporation for its human resources policies that favor homosexuals and condone homosexuality. What better way to strike back at the entertainment-based company than to destroy several Turkish apartment buildings?".

Vice-President Al Gore took to the podium, in Washington yesterday. "I invented the earthquake", he monotoned quietly to a roomful of reporters. He was at once wrestled to the ground by secret service agents, before he could comment further..

George W. Bush Jr. felt compelled to comment on the earthquake as well. "We should all take time out, to pray for the Turkians".

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