Jeff here. Author of this great site. Keeper of this magical realm. Janitor to this--

Anyway, besides loving Shakespeare, web pages, and writing, there is alot to me. I am a fairly complex kinda guy. I guess we all are. Wouldn't you say?

I live in suburbia, the equivalent of Utopia, nowhere. I am born of a loving mother and a recently departed father. My childhood is as average as the next kid's, erratic as hell. No one is normal anymore. The norm is even screwed up.

Believe it or not, I find school mildly entertaining. It cuts into my free time, but overall I think it does me good. Most of my teachers are cool, and the rest I ignore. Most of my classmates are cool, and the rest I ignore. I learn, I work, you know the deal... I'm a HS Junior.

Out of school, I waste alot of time. I mean to read more than I do, but I end up wasting time anyway. My friends are the same way. We talk about meaningless drivel, but I am nevertheless entertained and ultimately better for it. We're nerds.

I love computers. I know my computer better than anything in the world, mom and friends included. I program, write, surf, and play on it. I could spend a few lifetimes sitting in front of it, perfectly content. Ordinateur, J'aime toi.

I like music too. Ska and Punk mostly, with a generous helping of plain alternative rock. Song that I most identify with: Radiohead's Creep.

I like PEZ, raisin bread, Taz, Post-it notes, Dilbert, the city of New York, presidential scandal, hearsay, Coke, Stockwell 3 by 5 memo books, Uniball pens, Dr. Grip pencils, Cirque Du Soleil, stupid dogs, the color black, exestentialism, shiny things, soft things, and things.

I hate radical conservatives, poser celebrities, ball point pens, phones, silence, most modern religions, sunshine, pointlessly angry people, smart cats, the protrayal of sex in mainstream media, E coli, vegetables, uneven fingernails, socks, the junk that bilds up on my glasses, and other things.

Although I am very liberal in all my views, I am extremely open-minded and adhere to a strict moral code. I have adopted a very Asian way to thinking: All can live in harmony as long as no wrong is done. Honor is more a person's motto than personal satisfaction. One must be selfless.

People who know me, are astounded by my want to be loved. This is perhaps the main goal of my life, to be loved. Every decision I make has this tone interlaced. Its not a need for love, but a geniune want to co-exist with all others in a peaceful environment. So, start loving someone.

That about does it for me. If you want to contact me, send email to nebula@garbage.com. Enjoy my page. See ya.



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