_____________ December 23, 1999 Woo ha! I gots myself a new computer which will make the editing and updating of this page ultra easy and fun. But at the same time I also recently got a job that takes up much of my free time... And I've got a few other projects going, and I'm still writing, and boy do I like tomb raider, so I dunno how much time the site is gonna get... But I'm making a concerted effort to do so. In the meantime I've always been checking my email and I love to hear from you. _____________ November 6, 1999 Sorry for the slowdown in the overhaul-in-progress. I got a job, and I'm in the thick of the college application process, so I'm basicly useless for the month of November. But I do still check my email! For all those people who read my outdated profile, here are a few updated facts: I'm a senior now. I've stopped watching prime time tv. (Except the fox cartoons!) And I have no free time at all. Thank you and look for sweeping changes in December! _____________ October 16, 1999 Dangit... Never volunteer to man a popcorn machine without someone to help you... Trust me. Just don't. Anyway, I got the second of my parody pages done with. This one is based on the neat stuff happening with World War I. Its funny, and got lots of neat pictures. My best friend Drew wanted me to make a 'chicks with dicks' parody page, but I called him a whore then he suggested WWI. And there was much rejoicing. . . So, be glad I still have some sensibilities. (I should also tell you that Drew was mighty sad that there was no Shakespeare Porn. . .) _____________ October 10, 1999 Hell yeah! I finally did something big! The first of my parody theme pages is complete. For some odd reason I did it on sharks. But I modeled it off the really snazzy discovery.com section. And I stole a bunch of graphics, but screw em. Stealing graphics is the only way us web people can get along nowadays. How the hell am I going to make that title image with the shark fin?! I can't bitmap something like that, and I don't have a plethora of shark clipart, and I can't add digital ocean! So dammit stealing is the only way. _____________ September 5, 1999 Okay, kiddies, here's what you've been waiting for... I'm thinking of doing a huge overhaul of the site. Starting with Twelfth Night, I'm gonna redo the 'outer skeleton'. That is, I'm going to redo the main page, and the little pages in the first menu. Plus, I'm gonna tool with the over-bubbly reviews and actually give some content there(!). As for the main page, I'll be having some fun with that. I was thinking of making several pages actually, with several random elements, so each load would be an entirely different visual expierience. And I'm really getting tired of the grey... But this stuff isn't gonna happen instantaneously. I'm still in the depths of life, busy and chaotic. I've got to ease into this project and let it be fun. So you'll see me remerge from summer hiatus, but not for a while. . . Stay tuned. . . _____________ July 27, 1999 Grr... I've been gettng some nice email, but not floods. I hate to be like this.....relying on feedback for motivation. So, I've decided to officiall take a break until I can get my S together and set my mind to my old driven self. Fact is, my life can only stand a few things at once. When I'm working on the site, I'm not writing. When I'm reading, I'm not writing. When I'm not writing, I feel bad unless I've got another drive. When I am writing, I don't feel like doing anything else. So, I'm on a writing kick, right after a binge of self loathing, so I've had a dry spell for a few months. I haven't given up the spirit of the site, or the love of the bard, but I do need to admit to myself that I need to take a break from the guilt I have from neglecting this site. Maybe after school starts I'll be in the right mood. Maybe sooner. One thing is sure: I'm not doing anything until I get a bean bag chair. . . _____________ July 13, 1999 Geez, no email for a few weeks... Where is everyone? Is it time for me to hook up with other search engines? Pass out flyers? Put soap messenges on my car? Beg in the gutter!? So, I've added a story I just finished, At Dusk. Its nifty. Go read it. But you might find it a bit depressing... Well too Fing bad! S is happening to me, and I'm far from happy... So Twelfth Night might not be up until I start getting some damn email. Either that or get out of this depression. The latter is impossible without a fortune of therapy, so start sending some email! Lazy ingrates... Wait! I'm sorry... I didn't mean that... I'm just sad... Pity me. Love me. Email me. _____________ July 5, 1999 Ugh... Email recieved from narrow minded idiot. First day of the campaign to make his life a living hell. Whitness the infraction: "Help, help! I'm being repressed!" _____________ July 4, 1999 Put up the three nifty stories. Please read them. _____________ July 3, 1999 I added the nifty Gregorian Campaign decal. Visit the site, a really great buncha people made it, including a very dear friend. So go there already. "Vive La Resistance!" Geez, the email to the site has really slowed down now that all you kiddies are out of school... All you old farts are too dammed stuck up to send a kind word... I'm working for free, ya know! MoFo's... What the hell is happening to the world... _____________ June 19, 1999 You may notice the two non-Shakespeare sections of the site that I plan to add. A section on the modern absolutist genius, Adam Corolla. And Scooby Doo, the greatest liberator of the 20th Century. You will love me for the stuff I plan to put there, honestly. I'm working on Twelfth Night again, finally. If I'm realy insane about this, it will be up by monday. ____________ June 7, 1999 Holy crap! 180 hits in 24 hours!! I dunno how you all feel about it, but that is a mighty fine thing to behold after 5 wildly unsuccessful websites... Not that those other ones didn't have content, its just......well, actually they didn't and really really sucked... So, congradulations are in order. I feel so loved. ; - ) By the way, you are all crazy for visiting this site so much... There are far better ones to waste your time with. Like hamsterdance.com, or dilbert.com. Go there for fun. Just kidding, I welcome you all, so keep it comin'! ____________ June 6, 1999 I installed the main counter today. I can't believe people actually visit this site. Sorry to say, I'm not going to be able to even start summarizing Twelfth Night until after finals. But, in 2 weeks when school is out, you'll get a flood of stuff. R & J, As You Like It, Othello, maybe even Hamlet during August... Be good and your wishes will come true. ____________ June 3, 1999 Well, this is not when I began the site, just thought I'd have a little history for those who care. |