Greef

Aggro’s younger brother; he’s not quite his sibling’s equal in terms of size and strength, but he’s more than a match when it comes to outright nastiness and inflicting greivous bodily harm. Greef is more or less a cross between an orc, a boar and a gorilla – his knuckles scrape the floor when he walks, and when moving particularly fast he ends up with his nose close to the ground and snuffling a lot. He also has a deep-seated love of wild truffles, but he does his best to keep quiet about that. According to Aggro, whom he idolises, the most refined thing that dangerous biker types are meant to eat is a pork sausage that’s only gone black on one side.

When he and his brother are wrestling as The Road Hogz, their fighting styles are more or less identical to the ones they adopt down the pub; Aggro just thunders in fists-first, while Greef uses his reach to strike from a distance, and occasionally to grab hold of someone so Aggro can hit them more easily.

All in all, Greef is every bit as crashingly unsubtle as his elder sibling. The only real mystery surrounding him is why he never, ever takes his bandana off. Some believe that it may be concealing hair (the orc equivalent of a human male wearing a horrible hat to divert attention from baldness). Others believe it’s just because he’s a prat.

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