Jokes
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There was this huge truck driver
that looked really big and bad
and he's driving along and he gets a flat tire. So he gets out
of
his truck, goes over, looks at his truck, and said, "Oh, fudge."
Do you want to hear
a dirty joke?
Yeah!
A kid fell in the mud
puddle.
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There was three men walking
in the desert. Finally they came across a mini-store. So, they
all went inside and bought something. The first one goes in and
buys a hamburger. They asked him why he bought that and he said
because he was hungry. Then the next man buys a soda. They asked
him why he bought that
and he said because he was thirsty. The next man goes in there
and buys a car door. They asked him why he bought that and he
said that so when he got hot he could roll down the window.
A truck driver went into a restaurant
and ordered lunch. While he was eating a group of renegade bikers
came in. They started to razz the truck driver, just giving him
a hardtime about various things. The truch driver didn't respond
to them and they were getting anngry. Finally the truck driver
just got up and left, even though he hadn't finished his lunch.
A few minutes after he left the bikers were still bragging to
each other about what a hard time they had given him. As the waitress
came by she heard one of them say, "That guy just couldn't
take a joke. Walked out without even finishing his meal. Guess
he just wasn't much of a real man."
The waitress calmly said, "Yeh, well I guess he wasn't
much of a truck drive either. He ran over a bunch of motorcycles
as he pulled out.
Football player:
My doctor says I can't play football.
Coach: I could have told you that.
You have a flat and are stranded,
but with a car phone. And the nearest town is 200 miles away.
So, you call the towing company in the town, and 2 different men
respond to your call. One lives 20 min. away from the towing company.
The other lives 30 min. away from the towing company. Which one
of the men will arive first to help you?
Your guess?
Both. It doesn't matter how
far away both men live from the company, because they work at
the same company. And that they are riding in the same truck to
come and help you.
If an airplane crashes on the
border between the United States and Mexico, where do they bury
the survivors?
They don't bury survivors.
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Bob, you need to get up and go to school.
But I don't want too, none of the kids like me.
So what.
And the teachers don't like me either.
Nonesense. Bob you have to go to school, your the princapal.
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