Recent Quotes
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I think the best part
is sticking your hand up into the pig.
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- Mark Klepzig
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Watch it! Sometimes
Keith's legs fall off.
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- Amy Chu
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These are manager dates.
I don't have real person dates.
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- Peter Stelter of
IBM
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If you want to get
it back out, you'll have to squeeze me.
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- J. Bradford
Rozman
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Maybe I just
got a high uterus.
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- Nate
Frey
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... sex-elfaltati...
self-EXaltation...
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- Randy
Lanthripe
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Down with the
environment! *raspberry*
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- Temujin
Hu
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I'm gonna' go
put Kurt Cobain back in the refrigerator.
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- Winfred
Ho
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Famous Quotes
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(In response to 'Why do you believe in God?')
"Because of Jews." "What do you mean, 'Because of Jews'?" "Well, find me a Hittite in New York City." |
- Karl Barth (in response to unknown)
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Classic Quotes
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I AM NOT A GRANDMA!
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- Adam Stanchina
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I think I know what
the problem is! Sometimes my mind just isn't connected to my brain.
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- Jeep Underwood
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I'm Catholic. I'm not
SUPPOSED to read the Bible.
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- Adam Stanchina
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Now as we all know,
nine is not equal to zero. ... save for very small values of nine.
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- Dr. John Choma
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I'm ambiguous. My mother
was right-handed.
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- Jonas Bush
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... Citrucide ...
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- Kristin Bozelli
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Thank God for nose hairs.
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- Scott Watson
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