Honestly, I don't know why you're here, and I think I know myself well enough to say that if I knew you were here, I'd probably stop working on this page altogether. So, let's keep your visit a secret, shall we? - at least until I've maintained a web page long enough to be indifferent about it all...

I am a writer. (And yes, I actually get paid for my work!) Since I taught writing several years ago in an unnamed university, I'm sure my former students (should they stumble upon this document) will be delighted with that disclosure...