My Turn To Brag

Birthday:   July 2, 1977. That makes me a Cancer. Imagine my joy at finding out that I'm both a fatal disease (cancer) and an STD (crabs).

Birthplace:   Williamsport, Pennsylvania. But I grew up in New Jersey; please, no jokes.

Education:

	The Ninth Spiral of Hell. Actually got a bachelor of science degree from the friggin' place.
	S.U.N.Y. Stony Brook. Taking some Life Sciences courses in an valiant effort to get into Graduate School.

What ROCKS:

• My new Baby Cousin, Emma Rose.
• My friends.
• Where I used to work (I still love you guys!!!).
• Laughing
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• Black and Doom Metal (see the music page for more details)
• Animals.
• Trashy novels. Yes, trashy novels; the sappier, the better.
• Professional Wrestling.
• Families more dysfunctional than my own (just to put things in perspective, my family makes The Simpsons, Malcolm's Family, and The Sopranos all look like the ever-lovin' Cleavers).

• Losing People that mean the world to you...
• Pompous, overblown, little-rich-kid universities that are too concerned with their own importance.
• Monopolizing software companies.
• A certain south shore "incorporated village" located on the Eastern Seaboard
• Tacky furniture stores that allow drug addicts to work for them.
• Blue Ovals
• People who pass judgement without first understanding what you're all about.
• Windows 98 and all its related memory management issues.
• Metallica's latest publicity stunt (a.k.a, their lawsuit against Napster).