Subject: Fwd: Top ten reasons why college if like preschool

>College Life
>Top Ten Reasons that College is like Preschool
>10. You cry for your mother.
>9. You cross the street without looking for cars.
>8. Snack time is a necessity.
>7. You bundle up for the outdoors without caring what you look like
>(because
>everyone else looks as stupid as you do).
>6. You stay at home and play games with your friends.
>5. You wear your backpack on both shoulders.
>4. You wear big mittens.
>3. Playing in the snow is a legitimate activity.
>2. You take naps.
>1. You look forward to grilled cheese sandwiches.
>
>YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN IN COLLEGE TOO LONG WHEN...
>*Two miles is not too far to walk for a party
>* You wear dirty socks three times in a row and think nothing of it
>* You'd rather clean than study
>* "Oh how did it get so late!" comes out of your mouth at least once a night.
>* Minesweeper is more than a game it's a way of life (I think solitaire is abetter answer for some of you do)
>* You schedule your classes around sleep habits and soaps
>* You know the pizza boy by name
>* You go to sleep when it's light and get up when it's dark
>* You live for getting mail
>* Looking out the window is a form of entertainment
>* Prank phone calls become funny again
>* It feels weird to take a shower without shoes on
>* You start thinking and sounding like your roommate(s)
>* Blacklights and highlighters are the coolest things on earth
>* Rearranging your room is your favorite pastime
>* You find out milk crates have so many uses
>* Wal-mart is the coolest store
>* The weekend lasts from Thursday to Sunday, (or Wednesday morning to
>Tuesday night)
>*You are sitting around making lists about how you know you've been in
>college too long
>
>Before I came to college I wish I had known...
>* That it didn't matter how late I scheduled my first class, I'd sleep through it.
>* That I could change so much and barely realize it.
>* That you can love a lot of people in a lot of different ways.
>* That college kids throw airplanes too.
>* That if you wear polyester everyone will ask why you are so dressed up.
>* That every clock on campus shows a different time.
>* That if you were smart in high school, so what?
>* That I would go to a party the night before a final.
>* That you can know everything and fail a test.
>* That you can know nothing and ace a test. (or know everything and fail)
>* That I could get used to almost anything I found out about my roommate.
>* That Home is a great place to visit, But I wouldn't want to live there.
>* That most of my education would be obtained outside of class.
>* That friendship is more than getting drunk together.
>* That I would be one of those people that my parents warned me about.
>* The free food server until 10 is gone at 9:50.
>* That Sunday is a figment of the world's imagination.
>* That Psychology is really Biology.
>* That biology is really Chemistry, that Chemistry is really Physics and that Physics is really Math.
>* That my parents would become so much smarter in the last few years.
>* That it's possible to be alone even when you are surrounded by friends.
>* That friends are what makes this place worthwhile!
>* Don't be dismayed at good-byes, A farewell is necessary before we
>can meet again, and meeting again, after moments or a lifetime, is
certain
>for those who are friends.
>* Forward this to your friends because without friends, there isn't
>anything.