Chris's Trial HTML Webpage

Welcome to this page. Here I am experimenting with my first dose of HTML. It's a lot easier than it looks, but there seems to be a lot of things to remember. Here are a few things I have to remember:

1. Save as a text document, with no breaks in the name, and .htm or .html at the end.
2. Update which page I'm on, right now I'm on page-- 102 --in the book.
3. After writing the code, save the document, and look at it in Internet Exploder! Make sure the formatting looks right!!!
4. Spell check the page and then spell check anything Andrew is making, he needs it :)

Here's a schedule for my week:

Day               Original Activity               New Activity                                          Time Span
----------        -------------------------        -----------------------------------------             --------------
Monday            Be happy                        Lament for the past                                   Whole day
Tuesday           Be happy                        Try to feel better                                    Whole day
Wednesday         Be happy                        Realize that life isn't horrible                      Whole day
Thursday          Be happy                        Do homework                                           2 minutes
Friday            Be happy                        Party, get mind off school and people                 After school

Here are a few activities that I do afterschool:
H₂O Polo
Drawing
Web Page Designing
Think about the cool number, 7³, and why it's appealing

Things I learned accidently:
To find the date in MS-DOS, at the prompt type: date and press ENTER
To find the time in MS-DOS, at the prompt type: time and press ENTER

These are some color effects I now know:
Aqua
Black
Blue
Fuchsia
Gray
Green
Lime
Maroon
Navy
Olive
Purple
Red
Silver
Teal
White
Yellow

It has just come to the attention of the maker of this page, that is to say, Chris Dwyer, that this page has come to the attention of real people. These people seem to be viewing the page, reading the text, and even enjoying it. Included among these people is one Andrew Hvatum. He is a member of the online TFC clan which oddly labes themsleves wOwie, or something like that. He is a distinguished member of the elitist group titled AC-Studios. His comments are as follows:

This is a neato-weeto idea. I wish I thought of it. It seems to display the ideas of html in different cattergories and colors which just mystify my mind! I just can't stop looking at it, by the way, what color is teal really? It's like almost green, but then almost gray, and yet almost blue. That also mystifies me, well to think of it, many things mystify me. Take for example margarin. . .

That's when we cut him off because he just rambles on and on. He's kind of absent minded. Talking about absences, I wonder how many I have at school. I'm usually there but many times I come in late, teachers ask me for help and such like that since they don't know much. Talk about not knowing much, teachers make me wonder about how stupid society is. How can someone with so little knowledge be expected to pass that on to another person? They usually don't even know how to put their pencils in one spot, much less put the right information in the minds of children!

Here's something I bet everyone wants to know about, my life goals. Well even if u don't want to know them, I don't care, learn them anyway!

1. Graduate from a good college
2. Be surrounded with great friends like Andrew, Allie, Ryan, Ryan, maybe Jake but he's kinda egotistical, Kyle, and Aaron.
3. Remain Christian
4. Have a really really nice, intelligent, and hot girlfriend
5. Live life well and die early

8. Have fun (I skipped numbers because I always forget something.)

Now I'm just gonna get crazy with the lists!!! PS. I need to find something other than the P command to write with. It's just too structured.

This is a list for my workout:

1. Push-ups to start since they work the whole torso.
2. If there's no ground, then use a pectoral machine, it's like push-ups while you're sitting!
3. Sit-ups with or without a weight.

These are a few things that I hate doing in a workout:

1. Running Machine that isn't the belt type, you know, with the two moving handles.
2. Bike Machine

Here's all the clans I've been in:

1. *=[wOw]=
2. *[IJ]
3. ccst_
4. |ACS)-
5. *|ToR)-
6. -ROA-
7. [NOA]
8. [AOA]

Here are the clans that ended due to splintering off and they clans that resulted:

1. [IJ] became [FLOW] and [OTIS]
2. [AOA] became -ROA- and [NOA]
3. |ToR)- became engulfed in =[wOw]= and |ACS)-

Now we're drawing to a close of lists, only two more to go. The next one is an unordered list of schools where friends go to:

• Lutheran High School South
• Ladue
• Kirkwood
• Brentwood
• Some school in Florida

Last, a dictionary list of fun words or phrases that I just learned!

Anonymous FTP

A way to transfer files between computers on the internet without needing a password.

Arcane

Dealing with old rituals; anything old and unused; something not understood or passed out of the normal vocabulary. IE. Arcane is an arcane word.

Newbie

A person unfamiliar with a game; a person who has an innate lack of skill at something, especially a game; someone who acts like they don't know anything about newsgroups but in truth has a very useful and complex web of newsgroups.

Here are a few animated pics that I've come across and tend to reuse:

This is my blue stress ball.
I love it and on my site you'll find at least four of them.
Treat them nicely and they'll relieve you're stress.
Actually, that's a lie, I just like the idea that it bounces up and down and squishes all around.

Here's an add for a great webdesigner:

www.ac-studios.com/

© 2012 Chris Dwyer

(That's right, the world is ending right as I copyright this page.)