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OUT OF MY WAY!!! I'M HEADED FOR THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN HI NATIONAL BOUNDER RALLY IN PUEBLO, CO.

These wranglers are not part of the ROCKY ROOS, but we do have some pictures that we would like to share withyou. Just click for a pic.

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Take a boat ride and visit the shops at the RIVER WALK Downtown Pueblo For more pictures of the Pueblo and Colorado area, look below.

On your way to the Rocky Mountain Hi Rally and you come to a Fork in the road?  TAKE IT!

A picture of your Web Master (me, that is).  Have been out looking for new jokes that those strange Bounder people might enjoy.  They think that I am peculiar, Ha!  (Look below)

Someone who did not sign up for the 2002 National Bounder Rally.  Could this be YOU?

Looking for a car that you can tow to the rally?  Don't expect to find it here.

If you come to a Knife, take a Shortcut.

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around  several times, does he become disoriented? If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called, "Holes" If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get a Phillip's Screwdriver? If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts,"  and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other  penny? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just  stale bread to begin with. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist,  but a person who drives a race car not called a racist? Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites? Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things? If horrific means to make horrible, doesn't terrific  mean to make terrible? Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one? "I am." is reportedly the shortest sentence in  the   English language. Could it be that "I Do." is the longest  sentence? Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"? Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them,  but if they tell  you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?