Middle-Wing Conspiracy (MWC) is fact-based essay, which is to say, it is a highly accurate account of current events. Issues come out at irregular intervals, or as events warrant. It was inspired by the fact that, as those of you who read the papers know, most of us, in our spare time, could do at least as good a job as the writing to which we are subjected. The following columns are not an example of such good writing, but feel free to peruse them anyway.

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Volume 6

• Issue 1, January 28, 2003.
• Issue 2, November 26, 2003.

Volume 5

• Issue 1, December 23, 2002.

Volume 3

• Issue 1, March 8, 2000.
• Issue 2, October 31, 2000.
• Issue 3, November 13, 2000.

Volume 2

• Issue 1, February 23, 1999.
• Issue 2, March 24, 1999.
• Issue 3, May 7, 1999.
• Issue 4, May 10, 1999.
• Issue 5, July 19, 1999.
• Issue 6, November 24, 1999.

• Issue 1, January 1-17, 1998.
• Issue 2A, January 18-31, 1998.
• Issue 2B, January 18-31, 1998.
• Special Edition, February 10, 1998.
• Issue 3, February 1-12, 1998.
• Issue 4, February 13-20, 1998.
• Issue 5, February 21-27, 1998.
• Issue 6, March 8, 1998.
• Issue 7, March 21, 1998.
• Issue 8, April 6, 1998.
• Issue 9, April 20, 1998.
• Issue 10, May 5, 1998.
• Issue 11, May 18, 1998.
• Issue 12, June 23, 1998.
• Issue 13, June 25, 1998.
• Issue 14, August 5, 1998.
• Issue 15, August 31, 1998.
• Issue 16, September 29, 1998.
• Issue 17, November 2, 1998.
• Issue 18, November 19, 1998.
• Issue 19, December 31, 1998.