la la la .. it's time to rant .. why because sometimes some things piss me off and I have to ..

I was directed today to the cattygoths site.. the first time I was here the first site i saw receiving a "reality check" turned out to be the site of a friend .. hrmm .. already not all together pleased .. but alas I keep reading figuring ok .. they all can't be bad .. and after all it was a friends site, there's a slight amount of bias there (this is sarcasm .. there is actually A LOT of bias when you're talking about a friends site... --added just incase someone wants to site and tear apart my site and doesn't understand sarcasm) ... So I keep reading .. and I get to the point I've read about 20 "reality checks" and .. for the most part .. most aren't quite deserved .. but they are amusing .. and I do know stupidity is rampant in the world and this site does have a flare for pointing that out. Well I logged on this morning to find a link to the cattygoths site (http://cattygoths.com/assmaggot.html) on my icq and a "They are ripping fellow satanisticanists, stop them!!!!" attached.. well obviously .. you can't stop anyone from doing anything .. least not in america .. well ok .. at least not without breaking a few laws.. So .. this brings up this rant ..

Now upon viewing the site and the reality check .. in the long run .. yeah this site probably did deserve a reality check .. she's not a true satanist (because we all know satanists love to see themselves morphed into demons .. especially when we don't even believe in the exsistence of demons).. she doesn't make any sense .. (pointed out in the reality check .. specifically in her reasoning for being bi .. which i still don't understand .. what she wants everyone to be bi ?!?! .. *shrugs* ..

Now not to say that I have anything against the cattygoths site.. it's amusing for a while.. but as I find little humor in making fun of people the site gets old fast .. the answer .. no it's not make a big deal and turn lots of people against them .. simply stop visiting the site.. which i did .. but when your best friend sends you an icq to go view something.. you do .. even if it be a site you care not to visit .. soooo anyways .. my problems with this particular "reality check" (yes the one that prompted this rant.. hey you're keeping up ? good :P .. )

In light that this is sort of a "reality check" on a "reality check" just in case one of the cattygoths are viewing this.. I'll use your own style .. (no .. it's not because I don't have an imagination.. it's so that you can understand it) ....

Problem One...

Church of Satan. Enough said.

No kidding. What a queef. Imagine that, Church of Satan. *rolls eyes*

What was this a new thought for you ?.. you enter a site that is dated "..XXXIII Anno Satanas" and you are surprised to see a link to the CoS ?.... (followed by what do you know.. even more satanic links.. wow .. we are surprised aren't we) ...

Problem Two...

Hello, dumb shit. You belong to the Church of Satan which is all about doing what Lavey wants (well, wanted... ding dong the dork is dead).

*grins* .. Hello, dumb shits.. since you OBVIOUSLY have no clue about Satanism .. I'll enlighten you .. LaVeyian Satanists are a rather interesting bunch .. you see .. if you take two satanist and ask them all about their choice of beliefs you'll find that they aren't the same .. LaVeyian Satanist simply have the same "blueprint" to work by .. ie "the Satanic Bible" .. I myself have taken my beliefs from being simply LaVeyian to including the Quabbal .. OTO structure .. works of Crowley .. and numerous others.. The CoS isn't doing what LaVey wants .. it's about doing what you want .. if you're just a follower of LaVey .. you're not a Satanist .. now I admit .. this chick is definately NOT a satanist, but you can't base a mass group of people on one moron or even a group of morons .. that's what gives satanism such a bad name in the first place. ..Oh and another thing .. do you often disrespect the dead ?.. If so would hate to know what you say about your deceased relatives let alone someone you never knew...

Problem Three...

I am an Anton LaVey Satanist.

Translation : I am a jaded and superficial maggot. The other kids teased me at Sunday School and so now I am rebelling.

Now.. this comment is most likely true for this particular person .. but just a thought .. think other people reading this might think you're talking about ALL LaVeyian Satanists being jaded, superficial rebels ?.. Are you calling ALL LaVeyian Satanist jaded, superficial rebels ?... oh and since we're on the topic of things that are superficial .. have you looked in the mirror lately ? Hell have you looked at the site you're doing reviews for lately ?.... just a thought.

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btw .. yes I do know what sarcasm is .. and I do know how to take it .. but you know what .. I can stand catty goths sitting and making fun of not-so-goth / wannabe-goth websites.. catty goths are after all .. goth. but when you sit and make fun of something you have no clue about .. that's when you have to get off your high horse and grow up a bit .. make fun of the stupidity .. like in this case that rant on bisexuality that made absolutely no sense .. and just leave the stuff you don't understand alone.. it is possible .. really .. just don't comment on it .. neat how that works huh ?..

*sigh ...*

-robyn .. 23 May XXXIV 1