The "Gift of Interpretation"?
Many seek various gifts, one of them is interpretation. This is a test
to see if you have that gift. This is only a test. If it were real you
would know the answers before you got the test.QUIET TIME
A. period of laryngitis
B. the moment in church when the minister asks for a volunteer to pray.
C. Daily period one devotes to prayer and Bible study.PROFESSION OF FAITH
A. Employment by the church or other God-related industry.
B. An earnest plea to God when it looks as if your car is destined for a
head-on collision.
C. Nervous utterance of phrases recommended by your particular
denomination which transforms you from sinner to saint.PARA CHURCH ORGANIZATIONS
A. A matched set of church organizations.
B. Clandestine wing of Christendom which relates to the church-at-large
the way the paramilitary relates to the regular army.
C. Institutions that proclaim the Christian faith incognito without the
benefit of stained glass, steeples, or usually funds.LET'S HOLD THAT UP
A. Let's plan an armed robbery.
B. Let's create a traffic jam.
C. Let's lift this prayer concern so that it will be easier for God to
catch.HOW'S YOUR WALK?
A. Have you repaired your sidewalk?
B. Can you pass the Highway Patrol sobriety test?
C. Are you doing what you should and not what you shouldn't?ANOINTED TEACHING
A. The orator has a good track record.
B. The teacher is saying things that I agree with and everyone else
needs to hear.
C. We're packing 'em in so God must be blessing this pastor!SHARE YOUR HEART
A. Sign your donor card
B. Offer others a lick of your Valentine's candy.
C. Tell us something hyperspiritual: or in some cases tell us the real
dirt!THE EVENT WAS UNDER SPIRITUAL ATTACK
A. The event was poorly planned and executed.
B. The event just didn't do anything for me.
C. Everything went wrong so we're claiming Romans 8:37-39I HAVE TO PRAY ABOUT IT
A. I don't feel like telling you about it right now.
B. I'm waiting to see what all my options are before committing.
C. I'm asking God to make the call on this one, if you disagree with the
outcome, take it up with Him.FORSAKING THE ASSEMBLY OF SAINTS
A. Failing to attend the New Orleans pro football game.
B. Going fishing instead of going to church.
C. Your presence and tithe have been missed for several Sabbaths.Remember, blessed be the tithe that binds,
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