Don't Cry For Me, Pasadena
The following was posted on a "religious" forum in response to extended discussion of how to put a particular corporate organization back together again.Hi (forum members),
The rumors started as soon as it was obvious that the en-masse exodus from WCG would not willingly go to GCG, but were trying to organize another group.
The (members of this forum) have already begun to evaluate all the hindrances and objections to a re-united, re-globalized, re-internationalized organization.
The (members of this forum) have already begun to discuss how to overcome all the obstacles.
It appears that the corp. orgs. are tuned in to (this forum) Perhaps (the moderator) knows if they have their own subscription yet?
We can run all the various scenarios on here, get a sampling of the various reactions of respective groups, determine the optimum solution, determine the leadership restructuring, and a mutually acceptable set of doctrines.
We could be the 'think tank' to solve the hierarchy's problem of regaining control over a sufficient number of brethren to support the rebuilding of the "Phoenix" of Pasadena.Weeelllllll, it just makes me feel like breaking out in a song!!!!!!
MUSIC!!!!!!LIGHTS!!!!!!!MUSICAL INTRO!!!!!!!
WELCOMING APPLAUSE AS THE CURTAINS OPEN!!!!!!!
(Thanks to Andrew Lloyd Webber for "Don't Cry For Me Argentina")
(Only the words in caps have been substituted)Cast change: Bubba (was Eva):
It won't be easy, you'll think it strange
When I try to explain how I feel
That I DON'T need your RULES after all that I've SEEN
You won't believe me
All you will see is a SHEEP you once knew
Although he's CAUGHT ON to the lies
HE'S JUST FLEECE AND MUTTON TO YOUDon't cry for me PASADENA.
The truth is, I HAD TO LEAVE you,
TO KEEP GOD'S FEAST days.
TO HIS ONE ESSENCE,
I kept my promise,
SO keep your distance.
And as for fortune, and as for fame
I never BEGRUDGED them TO YOU
Though it seemed to the world they were all YOU desired
They are illusions
They are not the solutions they promised to be
The answer was here all the time
I WAS CALLED and hope you WILL BE
Don't cry for me PASADENA
The truth is I HAD TO LEAVE you
I'LL KEEP MY CLEAN MEATS
GOD'S NO HYPOSTASIS
I kept my promise
SO keep your distance
Don't cry for me PASADENA
The truth is I HAD TO leave you
Though it may get harder
For you to FIND me
I'm GLAD TO LEAVE YOU
And always will be(The following is unchanged from the original)
WALTZ FOR EVA AND CHECHE (Bubba):
Tell me before I waltz out of your life
Before turning my back on the past
Forgive my impertinent behavior
But how long do you think this pantomime can last?
Tell me before I ride off in the sunset
There's one thing I never got clear
How can you claim you're our savior
When those who oppose you
Are stepped on, or cut up, or simply disappear?
PERON (Pasadena):
The people belong to no-one! They are fickle, can be
manipulated, they don't matter!
CHE and EVA:
There is evil, ever around, fundamental
System of government quite incidental
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Amazing, how life imitates art. :-)
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