I. On the quantum theory of Breakage Sucking.
			 (by Michael Domrachev, revised by Winny)

    Feeling deep respect to the author of fundamental Theory of Oblom
and regarding that all his work done in this extremely important for all
modern science field will not be forgotten by next generations I dare
say that I do not quite agree with him in general. In our opinion (and
the latest practice has shown it) the Breakage Sucking is proportional
to the value of the Breakage potential.
    Now some words about the Breakage potential. This quantity is quite
well known and may have quantum number values. The form of the potential
is a parabolic curve and thus the body that is under this potential is
certainly a harmonic oscillator. Here is the formula for the Zad
potential (where Zad = - Breakage)

                 2
        E    = Ax                                    (1)
         Zad

where x is a kind of an average distance a body covers in a day.
It is well known that the solution of the main quantum equation
with this form of potential gives you levels of Zad energy at
equal distances from each other. The zero level of energy

       E    = 1/2 hw
        Zad0

corresponds to the level of oblom called "oblom of doing oblom". Any
other Oblom level can be reached only if the pump energy is equal to the
distance between levels. It is worth mentioning that this pump energy is
often called "vtyk" and its origin is usually one's boss's anger.
Furthermore, emission of energy occurs when a body drops from a higher
level to a lower one. This energy is transferred to loud shouting of
certain slang expressions ("wyrazheniya"). The quality and intensity of
shouting is directly proportional to the difference between the energy
levels.
    Another topic of interest in this theory is the meaning of the wave
function of a body. It is well known that the wave function of a body at
the lowest energy level has only one maximum and is zero at the
boundaries. The probability density for this case has its maximum at the
center of elementary Oblom ground. This ground of course is one's bed.
At this point we can calculate the constant A at the equation (1) using
body`s energy of "Oblom to oblom", x squared being equal to the area of
the body`s bed. From the consideration of the wave function is obvious
that the body can be found at arbitrary distance from the Oblom ground
(the bed) but the probability of such occurrence decays exponentially.

    In conclusion the author should say that his limits of Zad energy
will be exhausted soon but it wouldn't mean the end of research in this
field. Author is deeply thankful to Alexei M. Bogdanov (Boga) for his
practical participation and unlimited enthusiasm in the field of Oblom.
Any corrections and additions to this theory are welcome.

                        With deep respect, Mike.

P.S.: Boga is now in St. Petersburg; this is a direct confirmation of
the statements in previous paragraphs.

     II. On quantizing the breacage sucking field (by Victor Lendermann)

    Consider operators: a, a+ creating and deleting breakage sucking...
Since a man has mass he is described by mass vector field (the Procat
equation). See proper commutation rules and main 4-vectors, tensors,
Lagrangian in any course of quantum field theory.
    On the lowest energy level a breacage vacuum has one additional
feature: it is always polarized. There is only one condition:
Z-component (vertical component) of its polarization is absent because a
man lies in a bed horizontally. It becomes obvious that isospin
describing the turns around the axis of body can appear in any direction
perpendicular the body axis i.e. the direction of usual spin (you can
lie on your back, across the bed, etc.). Nonetheless its weak isospin
(corresponding to the direction of looking) can be directed anywhere
even in the direction of spin. For example it is common that one can lie
in a bed and watch TV in the direction of the body axis.
    We can input other quantum numbers as "sexspin" for example (only
for men) but this is out of present consideration.