If I Were a Dinosaur...

 

If I were a dinosaur, A Dicerogarret I'd be. I'd have long, pointed claws, And very sharp teeth. I'd chase raptors, And eat tall trees. But since I'm not a dinosaur, I'm happy to be me.
If I were a dinosaur, An Ianasaurus Rex I'd be. I'd have thick skin, humongous feet,  And nice, white teeth. I would chase pterodons, And pull out lots of trees. But since I'm not a dinosaur, I'm happy to be me.	If I were a dinosaur, An Ethansaurus Rex I'd be. I'd have an awesome hat, a hundred bucks, And very, very scary and sharp teeth. I would eat other dinosaurs, And I would throw trees. But since I'm not a dinosaur, I'm happy to be me.
If I were a dinosaur, A Desireesaur I'd be. I'd have three big horns, four fat legs, And yellow, green, purple and red teeth. I'd chase Dicerojessica and Brittanysaur, And break big trees. But since I'm not a dinosaur, I'm happy to be me.	If I were a dinosaur, A Dicerodanielle I'd be. I'd have two horns, a plated back, And I would have black teeth. I would rumble and tumble on the ground, And read under trees. But since I'm not a dinosaur, I'm happy to be me.
If I were a dinosaur, A Jessicasaur I'd be. I'd have a long neck, hide behind trees, And have big teeth. I would be Tonisaur's best friend, And eat the tops of trees. But since I'm not a dinosaur, I'm happy to be me.	If I were a dinosaur, A Patrickosaurus Rex I'd be. I'd have big teeth, a big tale, And very sharp teeth. I would chase Velociraptor, And eat leaves from trees. But since I'm not a dinosaur, I'm happy to be me.
If I were a dinosaur, A Hollisaurus I'd be. I'd have a bow on my neck, nails of pink, And flat, white teeth. I would put my hair up pretty, And read under trees. But since I'm not a dinosaur, I'm happy to be me.	If I were a dinosaur, A Seanosaurus Rex I'd be. I'd have an awesome yo-yo, a skateboard, And very sharp, pointed teeth. I would throw dinosaurs around the forest, And I would chop down trees. But since I'm not a dinosaur, I'm happy to be me.
If I were a dinosaur, A Velocijacob I'd be. I'd have sharp claws, cool friends, And awesome, really super, sharp teeth. I would have very red eyes, And kill little dinosaurs under trees. But since I'm not a dinosaur, I'm happy to be me.	If I were a dinosaur, A Gabrielsaurus Rex I'd be. I'd have sharp claws, a yo-yo, And very sharp, pointed teeth. I would eat other dinosaurs, And McDonald's burgers under trees. But since I'm not a dinosaur, I'm happy to be me.
If I were a dinosaur, Trimicrocephalolizzy I'd be. I'd have spikes on my back, tree trunk feet, An very, very sharp, pointed teeth. I would chase Mussaurus, And eat chicken soup with crackers under trees. But since I'm not a dinosaur, I'm happy to be me.	If I were a dinosaur, A Tristansaurus Rex I'd be. I'd have very sharp claws, be very mean, And have very, long, long, sharp teeth. I would eat other dinosaurs, And knock down trees. But since I'm not a dinosaur, I'm happy to be me.
If I were a dinosaur, A Nicolesaurus I'd be. I'd have a friend, be rich, And have very flat teeth. I would be a nice Nicolesaurus, And read under trees. But since I'm not a dinosaur, I'm happy to be me.	If I were a dinosaur, A Jacob Rex I'd be. I'd have sharp claws, sharp eyes, And sharp teeth. I would have a spiked collar, And eat Subway sandwiches under trees. But since I'm not a dinosaur, I'm happy to be me.
If I were a dinosaur, A Mattosaurus Rex I'd be. I'd have sharp claws, a huge tail, And I will have very long teeth. I'd chase a long-necked Brachiosaurus,  And rip plants off trees. But since I'm not a dinosaur, I'm happy to be me.