Sure I'm serious...really....no this is all true. Run. We are real mean dudes so watch out....grrrrrrrrr!

As a Pagan Webmistress I am required, BY LAW, to post a non threatening and totally benign and reasoned overview of what a Witch really is and how I think anyone who thinks we are big meanies are just misinformed and unaware......Well here goes....

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Q: Are Witches Devil Worshippers?

A: uhhhhhhhh.....hold on. ummmm wait I'm almost ready..."ok...shhhh...OKAY!"

Ummm no....No we are not...."shhhhh. I'm talking here...shhhhh." No we aren't devil worshippers. What ever gave you that Idea???

"I'm telling them already! if you don't leave me alone I'm going to shove that pitchfork up your arse....SIDEWAYS!!!"

Sorry about that folks now what was that question again?

Devils?

Naw...Nope...No Way.

(nervous giggles)

Q : Do you ever do harmful spells?

A: Not unless you piss us off. And it would have to be really serious....cut us off in traffic....take the last shrimp at the buffet....look at us "wrong"....hand us a Chick religious tract.....you know...SERIOUS.

Q : Do you sacrifice living beings?

A: Could you speak up please? I can't hear you over the screaming.

Q : Do you worship in the nude?

A: WITH MY BODY!? ROTFLMAO!!!

Q : Do you engage in wild sexual orgies?

A: Not at present....But if George Clooney, Robert Conrad (from Wild Wild West) Patrick Stewart, Adrian Paul, or Anthony Stewart Head were to become Wiccans....IN A HEARTBEAT.

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