MMM MMM MMM MMM - Crash test dummies Once there was this kid who Got into an accident and couldn't come to school But when he finally came back His hair had turned from black into bright white He said that it was from when The cars had smashed soooo hard CHORUS: Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm, Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm, Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Then there was this girl who Wouldn't go to change with the girls in the change room But when they finally made her They saw birthmarks all over her body She couldn't quite explain it They'd always just been there CHORUS Both girl and boy were glad One kid had it worse than that 'Cause then there was a boy whose Parents made him come right home directly after school And when they went to their church They shook and lurched all over the church floor He couldn't quite explain it They'd always just gone there CHORUS