Typical Male Tell me lawyer what to do I think i'm falling in love with you Defend me from the way I feel Won't you give me some advice How to handle my private life I'm sure that we can make a deal I confess I'm a fool for a man With a clever mind But your intellect ain't no match For this heart of mine All I want is a little reaction Just enough to tip the scales I'm just using my female attraction On a typical male On a typical male Your sense of justice I'll embrace But your defense Won't help my case I'm deep in trouble with the law Something about authority Seems to bring out the bad in me Hey lawyer gotta catch me when I fall Oh they say that you match your wits With the best of them But I know when I'm close You're just like the rest of them So put your books aside Loosen up your suit and tie Open up your heart and let me in Open up your heart and let me in