Russell
Crowe's fans are nothing if not... vocal. We talk. We talk A LOT. We talk
ALL THE TIME. All day long. About... him. There are so many Russell Crowe
fansites and message boards and chat rooms out there in cyberspace that
a black hole couldn't suck them all up, there'd still be voices out in the
stratosphere debating the color of his eyes: "...his eyes are green"
- "no, they're BLUE, I stood right in front of him at ____ and looked
right into them and thought I was going to DIE!" - "I thought
they were hazel, myself, but who am I, I don't know him, I don't know anything,
that's JMHO."
But sometimes... sometimes, you stumble across something... different. Something REAL. Something that grabs you in the guts and won't let go, something that screams "S'TRUTH!" and you can't stop yourself from nodding and pounding on the keyboard and shouting "ITA, ITA. ITA!"
We've archived some of these moments of absolute clarity. Here they are. Thanks to Quarry who sees things that none of us dares to see!
Now, there are times when our Russell just goes underground for whatever reason: during a closed film shoot (such as "The Far Side of the World"), or if he's on a well-deserved break taking it easy at home, or if he just doesn't want to surface to have a camera shoved in his face... these are the times we HATE. We don't see him. We don't hear from him. There's no news but warmed-over tabloid fare that's not only stale, but rancid. There are no photos of him, there's NADA! ZIPPO! We... FREAK OUT. We start turning on each other, hollering and fighting and then the trolls attack and then... *sigh* Chaos reigns. Wouldn't it be great if, during these times, there were a message board just for bored people? That way, their boredom is alleviated, and we can get on with our arguing about what color Russell's eyes are in peace.
That should really help. It should. But then... sometimes nothing helps. Nothing whatever relieves the frustration of not being heard, not being understand, being attacked, being ridiculed... When your back is to the wall and you feel you can't stand it any more... here is the solution:
There can never be too many Russell Crowe message boards!
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