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TEXT 1 is a questionnaire.
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TEXT 2 is an anagram
An Anagram, as you probably know, is a word or phrase made by transposing or
rearranging the letters of another word or phrase. The following are
exceptionally clever. Someone out there either has way too much time to
waste or is deadly at Scrabble. The last one is too perfect to believe.
This one's truly amazing:
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A Christian couple wanted to get a family pet. They felt it important
to own a Christian trained pet. So, they went pet searching.
At a kennel specializing in Christian trained pets, they
found a dog they liked quite a lot. When they asked the dog to
fetch the Bible, he did it in a flash. When they instructed him
to look up Psalm 23, he complied equally fast, using his paws with
dexterity. They were impressed, purchased the animal, and
went home.
That night they had friends over. They were so proud of
their new dog and his major skills, that they called
the dog over and had him show off his Bible fetching ability.
The friends were very impressed, and asked whether the dog was
able to do any of the usual dog tricks, as well. This
stopped the couple cold, as they hadn't thought about "normal"
tricks.
Well, they said, "Let's try this out."
Once more they called the dog, and they clearly pronounced
the command, "Heel!"
Quick as a wink, the dog jumped up, put his paw on the
man's forehead, closed his eyes in concentration, and bowed his
head.
David received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive.
Those that weren't expletives, were to say the least, rude.
David tried hard to improve the parrot's attitude and was constantly saying
polite words, playing soft music, anything he could think of to try and
set a good example... Nothing worked. He yelled at the bird and the bird yelled back. He
shook the bird and the bird just became more angry and more rude. Finally, in a
moment of desperation, David shoved the parrot into the freezer.
For a few moments he heard the bird squawk and kick and scream -- then suddenly, there was quiet. Not a sound for half a minute.
David became frightened that he might have hurt the bird and quickly
opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out onto David's extended arm
and said, "I do believe I may have offended you with my rude language and
actions. I will endeavor at once to correct my behavior. I really am
truly sorry and beg your forgiveness."
David was astonished at the parrot's change in attitude and was about to ask
what had made such a dramatic change when the parrot continued, "May I ask
what the chicken did?"
HELP! I do not understand it! If you do - please e-mail me at
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Here are some truly interesting but useless facts:
The average human eats 8 spiders in his or her lifetime at night.
A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair.
The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896.
Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.
A polar bear's skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually clear.
Elvis had a twin brother named Garon, who died at birth, which is why Elvis' middle name was spelled Aron; in honor of his brother.
Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.
Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
Shakespeare invented the word "assassination" and "bump."
Marilyn Monroe had six toes.
If you keep a Goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people do.
The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every
letter in the English language.
The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.
TYPEWRITER, is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only
one row of the keyboard.
If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would
never end because of the rate of reproduction
The word racecar and kayak are the same whether they are read left to
right or right to left.
A snail can sleep for 3 years. (they call it Yasmin)
China has more English speakers than the United States.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
Did you know you share your birthday with at least 9 other million people
in the world.
"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
The longest word in the English language is 1909 letters long and it
refers to a distinct part of DNA.
Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, dogs only have about ten.
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never
stop growing.
If Barbie were life-size her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would
stand seven feet, two inches tall and have a neck twice the length of a
normal human's neck.
Feb 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a fullmoon.
The Pentagon, in Arlington, Virginia, has twice as many bathrooms as is
necessary. When it was built in the 1940s, the state of Virginia still
had segregation laws requiring separate toilet facilities for blacks and
whites.
No word in the English language rhymes with month.
The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth II, moves only six inches for each
gallon of diesel that it burns.
There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.
Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.
In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child
reaches 2-6 years of age.
Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike
factory workers in Malaysia combined.
One of the reasons marijuana is illegal today is because cotton growers in
the 30s lobbied against hemp farmers-they saw it as competition.
Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan."
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to
squirt blood 30 feet.
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
The strongest muscle in the body is the TONGUE
It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
In ancient Egypt, Priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including
their eyebrows and eyelashes.
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
Polar bears are left-handed.
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds, that makes the catfish rank #1 for animal having the most taste buds.
A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to
death.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
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The following is an excerpt taken from a "Wall Street Journal" article from
actual computer customers:
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