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You just point to these ... Ants ... and behold, they are gone.
But then they keep coming, don't they; no getting rid of them.
By the way, above link leads to "ant" information on other pages.
Oh yeah, don't worry, they're not crawling after you; they're after your pointer.

INTERESTING FACTS ABOUT ANTS
From "Go to the Ant" ... http://home.att.net/~B-P.TRUSCIO/STRANGER.htm ... an excellent site.

BOTH ANTS & HUMANS SHARE THESE ENDEAVORS:

ARMED FORCES: raising an army of specialized soldier ants.
CAREER SPECIALIZATION: changing & learning new careers.
CHILDCARE: feeding young & providing intensive nursery care.
CIVIC DUTIES: responding with massive group projects.
CLIMATE CONTROL: maintaining a strict 77o F. for developing ants.
COMMUNICATIONS: complex tactile, chemical communication system.
CULTIVATION: growing underground gardens for food.
EARTH MOVERS: move at least as much soil as earthworms.
EDUCATION: teaching younger ants the tricks of the trade.
ENGINEERING: tunnel from 2 directions & meet exactly midway.
FARMING: herd aphids & "milk" them for nectar-like food.
FLOOD CONTROL: incorporate water traps to keep out rain.
LIMITED FREE WILL: inter-relationships more symbiotic than coercive.
LIVESTOCK FARMING: herd aphids & "milk" them for nectar-like food
SECURITY: warding off other ants, insects, and animals.
SOCIAL PLANNING: maintain ratio of workers, soldiers, & reproductives.

  1. Like all insects, ants have six legs. Each leg has three joints. The legs of the ant are very strong so they can run very quickly. If a man could run as fast for his size as an ant can, he could run as fast as a racehorse. Ants can lift 20 times their own body weight. An ant brain has about 250 000 brain cells. A human brain has 10,000 million so a colony of 40,000 ants has collectively the same size brain as a human.

  2. The average life expectancy of an ant is 45-60 days. Ants use their antenae not only for touch, but also for their sense of smell. The head of the ant has a pair of large, strong jaws. The jaws open and shut sideways like a pair of scissors. Adult ants cannot chew and swallow solid food. Instead they swallow the juice which they squeeze from pieces of food. They throw away the dry part that is left over. The ant has two eyes, each eye is made of many smaller eyes.

  3. They are called compound eyes. The abdomen of the ant contains two stomachs. One stomach holds the food for itself and second stomach is for food to be shared with other ants. Like all insects, the outside of their body is covered with a hard armour this is called the exoskeleton. Ants have four distinct growing stages, the egg, larva, pupa and the adult. Biologists classify ants as a special group of wasps. (Hymenoptera Formicidae) There are over 10000 known species of ants. Each ant colony has at least one or more queens.

  4. The job of the queen is to lay eggs which the worker ants look after. Worker ants are sterile, they look for food, look after the young, and defend the nest from unwanted visitors. Ants are clean and tidy insects. Some worker ants are given the job of taking the rubbish from the nest and putting it outside in a special rubbish dump! Each colony of ants has its own smell. In this way, intruders can be recognized immediately. Many ants such as the common Red species have a sting which they use to defend their nest.

  5. The common Black Ants and Wood Ants have no sting, but they can squirt an spray of formic acid. Some birds put ants in their feathers because the ants squirt formic acid which gets rid of the parasites. The Slave-Maker Ant (Polyergus Rufescens) raids the nests of other ants and steals their pupae. When these new ants hatch,they work as slaves within the colony. The worker ants keep the eggs and larvae in different groups according to ages.

  6. At night the worker ants move the eggs and larvae deep into the nest to protect them from the cold. During the daytime, the worker ants move the eggs and larvae of the colony to the top of the nest so that they can be warmer. If a worker ant has found a good source for food, it leaves a trail of scent so that the other ants in the colony can find the food. Army Ants are nomadic and they are always moving. They carry their larvae and their eggs with them in a long column.

  7. The Army Ant (Ecitron Burchelli) of South America, can have as many as 700,000 members in its colony. The Leaf Cutter Ants are farmers. They cut out pieces of leaves which they take back to their nests. They chew them into a pulp and a special fungus grows it. Ants cannot digest leaves because they cannot digest cellulose. Many people think ants are a pest, some like them. To stop them coming into your house, you might put some sugar outside. They have so much to eat that they are not interested in seconds or desserts etc.

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