... CASH MACHINES ...

CASH MACHINES ... USER GUIDE (MALE & FEMALE)
With the introduction of new drive-thru cash machines,
here's a users guide for both men and women:

MALE PROCEDURE:

FEMALE PROCEDURE:

Drive up to cash machine.
Go back one foot to align window to machine.
Stall engine.
Wind down window
Enter handbag and remove make-up bag and locate card
Check make-up in rear view mirror.
Attempt to insert card into machine.
Open door to allow easier access to machine, due to distance from car to machine.
Insert card
Re-enter handbag to find cigarette packet with PIN written on inside
Insert PIN, press cancel and re-enter PIN.
Enter amount of cash to withdraw.
Check make-up and hair in rear view mirror.
Retrieve cash and receipt.
Locate purse and place cash inside.
Locate cheque book to file receipt.
Check make-up again.
Drive forward for two feet.
Go back one foot to cash machine.
Retrieve card.
Locate card holder in purse and enter card into slot.
Recheck make-up.
Restart engine and pull off.
Drive for three miles.
Release hand brake.

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