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Wanted For Attempted Murder ... this was an actual AP headline some years ago.
The Medical Exam ... she had "acute appendicitis;" that kinda gives it away, right?
The Guest ... mental deficiency, and the blonde hostess who's not good in history.
A Blonde Fed Up With The Jokes ... she went and memorized all the state capitals.
A Smart-ass Reading Lesson … a way to keep a fool busy for thirty seconds.
Question and Answer Time … final exam for the afficionado of blonde jokes.
World's Easiest Test … except for blondes where the passing grade is 30%.
No doubt these might be of exceptional difficulty, and for that reason they have been singled out for one particular group in society. Buddy's feelings is that this group is capable of more than these tasks require, yet many have complained that increasing the difficulty would not be fair. It's an argument that I'm not going to get involved in, and certainly, I'm not sticking my neck out unless the matter is of the gravest concern ... muchas grácias, de nada ... and give this time to download.
Linda Burnett, 23, was visiting her inlaws, and while there, she went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.
One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car ... He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. So he asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.
The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.
A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat ... making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.
"My dear, you have acute appendicitis," the doctor said. The blonde became quite angry and said, "Don't try hitting on me doctor, I just want to be examined, not complimented." Dr Gordon was a guest at a chic gathering, and his hostess naturally broached the subject in which he was most at ease. "Would you mind telling me, Doctor," she asked, "how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?" "Nothing is easier," Dr. Gordon replied. "You ask him a simple question which everyone should answer with no trouble. If he hesitates, that puts you on the right track." "What sort of question?" asked the hostess. "Well, you might ask him, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?'" The hostess thought a moment, then said with a nervous laugh, "You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about history." There was this blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes she'd hear at the office. So one evening she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a Dumb Blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, "I've had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do...I memorized all the state capitals." One of the guys said "I don't believe you." She said, "It's true. Just test me!" "Okay. What is the capital of Nevada," he asked? "N," she answered. This is this cat. Now go back and read only the third word of each sentence. ~~~ Recommend this page to a friend ~~~
The doctor was examining a young model (blonde of course), who was having tremendous pain in her side.
All right smartass, you think you're so smart?
Read this loud to yourself ... one sentence after another.
This is is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is a cat.
This is fool cat.
This is busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat.
This is seconds cat.