Smiley Dictionary

If you use enough of these, your chat partners can develop painful cricks in their necks. For first-timers, the idea is to put some life into correspondence with these cute ASCII's. All that's required is to lean your head to the left side and use your imagination. Make up your own, and who knows? ... you might be another Daniel (or Daniella) Webster. Your exit is on the bottom ... bottom of page, that is :-)

Angel smiley

O:-)
Angry

>:-<
Asleep

|I
A very lewd remark was just made

>;-
Baseball smiley

d:-)
Basic smiley

:-)
Beard

:-}
Beaver smiley

: =
Big girl smiley

:-)8<
Big wet kiss

:-X
Birth

|-O
Black eye

?-(
Boo hoo

:-(
Bow tie

:-X
Bow tie-wearing smiley

:-}X
Bozo the clown

*:o)
Bucktooth smiley

:-(=)
Bucktoothed vampire

:-E
Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing

:-F
Bummed out smiley

:-c
Cat's eyes in the night

`'
Chef smiley

C=:-)
Condescending stare

:-8(
Cool smiley wearing sunglasses, therefore only a smirk

]-I
Cross smiley

:-t
Cross-eyed smiley

x-)
Crying smiley

;-(
Crying smiley

:,(
Dead smiley

8-#
Devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft

C=}>;*{))
Devilish smiley

>:->
Disappointed smiley

:-e
"don't hit me for what i just said" smiley

;-)
Double chin

C=}>;*{))
Drama

:-(
Drunk

C=}>;*{))
Drunk smiley

:#)
Dunce

<:I
Dunce smiley

<:-l
Egghead

(:I
Extremely bignosed smiley

:/\)
Female

>-
Flattop loudmouth smiley

l:-O
Foot in mouth

:-!
Friendly midget smiley

:]<
Frog

BI
Frowning smiley

:-(
Glasses on forehead

8:-)
Handlebar mustache smiley

:-3
Happy

:)
"have an ordinary day" smiley

:-
Heart

<3
Hee hee

|-)
Hepcat smiley

l^o
Hey hey

:->
Hmm

:-I
Hmmm

:I
Ho ho

|-D
Horn-rims

B-)
Hugs

[]
Impish smiley

):-)
Indifferent smiley ... :-I
Infinity

8
Invisible smiley
It's a rose!

@)}-->--
It's Mr. Bill

(8-o
Kiss

:-*
Kisses

:*
Klingon smiley

>:-l
Laughter

:D
Left hand smiley

(-:
Left smiling smilely

:-j
Left-pointing nose smiley

:v)
Left-pointing tongue smiley

:-b
Lefty smilely touching tongue to nose

:-a
Lefty smiley razzing you

:-d
Little girl smiley

8:-)
Little kid with a propeller beanie

X:-)
Male

:-
Mean pet smiley

3:[
Message from cyclops

O-)
Mickey mouse

8(:-)
Midget smiley

:>
Midget unsmiley

:<
Mustache

:-{
Mustache

C=}>;*{))
Mutant smiley

:-:
My lips are sealed

:-#
My lips are sealed

:-x
Net.flame

~~:-(
Net.ham-radio

E-:-I
Net.pets

3:o[
Net.startrek

>:-I
Net.suicide

X-(
No yelling! (quiet lab)

:-0
Nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah-nyaaaaahhhhhh-nyah

:-P
Older smiley with mustache

:-=)
Omigod

8-O
One-eyed smileley

.-]
Orangutan smiley

:=)
Pet smiley

3:]
Pigish smiley

8)
Pirate smiley

P-(
Pointy nosed smiley

}:^#)
Pouting smiley

:-t
Priest smiley

+:-)
Real downer

:[
Real punk rockers don't smile

--(
Real punks never smile

=:-(
Real sad smiley

:-<
Real unhappy smiley

:-C
Robocop

([(
Robot smiley

[:]
Sad

:(
Said with a smile

:-d
Sarcastic smiley

:->
Screaming smiley

:-@
Scuba smiley big-face

)8-)
Semi-smiley

:-i
Shouting smiley

:-V
Simple smiley mouse or rat

<:3
Skeptical smiley

:-/
Smiley after a bizarre comment

:-s
Smiley after a wry statement

:-7
Smiley after eating something bitter

:-*
Smiley after eating something sour or spicey

:-6
Smiley banker

:-%
Smiley big face

(:-)
Smiley bland face

:-1
Smiley blockhead

:-]
Smiley cyclops (scuba diver?)

0-)
Smiley face with bushy mustache

:-#|
Smiley face with its mouth wired shut

:-$
Smiley having only one single hair

~:-P
Smiley in an updraft

}:-)
Smiley is a wizard

8<:-)
Smiley is yawning

l-O
Smiley just back from the hairdresser

@:-
Smiley lost his contact lenses

|-(
Smiley mouse or rat

<:3 )~~~~
Smiley orator

:-0
Smiley raspberry

:-r
Smiley singing national anthem

:-o
Smiley smoking a pipe

:-?
Smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco

:-`
Smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)

:-p
Smiley touching her tongue to her nose

:-a
Smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose

:-q
Smiley variation on a theme

:-{
Smiley wearing a turban

@:-)
Smiley wearing a walkman ... [:-)
Smiley wears a toupee

{:-)
Smiley wears glasses

B-)
Smiley wears lipstick

:-{}
Smiley which is tongue-tied

:-&
Smiley with a personality

:^)
Smiley with big eyes

8-)
Smiley with funny-looking left nose

:u)
Smiley with funny-looking right nose

:n)
Smiley with glasses

8-)
Smiley with its hair parted in the middle

{:-)
Smiley with pointy nose (righty)

:^)
Smiley with septum pierce

) I)
Smiley, shot between the eyes

+-(
Smiley, thinking and steaming

~:-P
Smirking smiley

;^)
Smirking smiley (stupid)

-7
Smoking smiley (stupid)

:-Q
Snoring

|^o
Speak with forked tongue

:-W
Sunglasses on head

B:-)
Surpise

:-o
Suspense

8-|
Talkaktive smiley

:-O
Talking head smiley

:-v
That comment made me sick

:-(*)
That made me cry

&-l
That you say makes no sense

:-S
The saddest smiley

(:-(
Toupee in an updraft

}:-(
Turban

@:I
Uh oh

:-O
Uh oh! ... :-o
Undecided smiley

:-\
Unsmiley big-face

):-(
Un-smiley blockhead

:-[
User drools

:-)~
User has a broken nose ... :^)
User has a broken nose, but it's the other way

:v)
User has a cold

:-~)
User has a mustache ... :-{)
User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight

%-)
User has two noses

:=)
User is a dunce

<:-I
User is a ham radio operator

E--)
User is a hosehead

=:-)
User is a little kid with a propeller beenie

X:-P
User is a punk rocker

-:-)
User is a wizard

8 :-)
User is an angel (at heart, at least)

O :-)
User is asleep

|-I
User is braindead

%-6
User is crying

:'-(
User is drunk

:*)
User is from an ivy league school

:<)
User is laughing (at you)

:-D
User is licking his/her lips

:-9
User is pro-nuclear war

@=
User is really bummed

:-C
User is so happy and is crying

:'-)
User is the pope or holds some other religious office

+-:-)
User is upset or depressed about something)

:-(
User is wearing a santa claus hat

*<:-)
User is wearing goggles and a hard hat

d8-<
User is yawning/snoring

|-O
User just ate something sour

:-*
User just died

X-(
User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark

;-)
User just made a really biting sarcastic remark

:->
User just made an incoherent statement

:-S
User only has one eye

.-)
User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning

`:-)
User wears braces

:-#
User wears normal glasses

::-)
User's lips are sealed

:-X
User's nose is sliding off of his face

:_)
Vampire smiley

:-[
Walrus smiley

:-<
What should we call these? (what?)

:}
What?

:@ or :{ or :< or :C or :Q
Whistling smiley

:-"
Winking happy smiley

,-)
Winking smiley

'-)
Winking smiley

;-)
Winky and devil combined

>;-
Wry and winking smiley

,-}
Yelling

:O
You are brain dead

X-(
You lie like Pinocchio

:----}
Yuk

|-P
Yuppie smiley

$-)

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