Why Men Die First
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- If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race...you're a male chauvinist.
- If you stay home and do the housework...you're a pansy.
- If you work too hard...there's never any time for her.
- If you don't work enough...you're a good-for-nothing bum.
- If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay...this is exploitation.
- If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay...you should get off your lazy behind and find something better.
- If you get a promotion ahead of her...that is favoritism.
- If she gets a job ahead of you...it's equal opportunity.
- If you mention how nice she looks...it's sexual harassment.
- If you keep quiet...it's male indifference.
- If you cry...you're a wimp.
- If you don't...you're an insensitive bastard.
- If you make a decision without consulting her...you're a chauvinist.
- If she makes a decision without consulting you...she's a liberated woman.
- If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy...that's domination.
- If SHE asks you...it's a favour.
- If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear...you're a pervert.
- If you don't...you're gay.
- If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape...you're sexist.
- If you don't...you're unromantic.
- If you try to keep yourself in shape....you're vain.
- If you don't...you're a slob.
- If you buy her flowers...you're after something.
- If you don't...you're not thoughtful.
- If you're proud of your achievements...you're full of yourself.
- If you don't...you're not ambitious.
- If she has a headache...she's tired.
- If you have a headache...you don't love her anymore.
- If you want it too often...you're oversexed.
- If you don't...there must be someone else.
Men die first because they want to.
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