... Essential Guide To Women's English ...
Yes. = No.
No. = Yes.
Maybe. = No.
We need. = I want.
I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.
Sure go ahead. = I don't want you to.
We need to talk. = I need to complain.
Do what you want . = You'll pay for this later.
I'm not upset. = Of course I'm upset, you moron.
I heard a noise. = I noticed you were almost asleep.
This kitchen is so inconvenient. = I want a new house.
Be romantic, turn out the lights. = I have flabby thighs.
You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.
You're so manly. = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
I want new curtains. = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.
It's your decision. = My correct decision should be obvious by now.
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're going to hate.
I'll be ready in a minute. = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.
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