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LEGAL MATTERS

Estate Planning... when you are ready, this answers everything from the why's to the what's.
Find Law 1... an introduction into our judicial and legal system with some top notch advice.
Find Law 2... federal, state, and international resources and a special area for consumers.
Free Advice... where you can have a real live dialogue with a real live lawyer or law student.
Law Center... a self-help law center where you can save a bundle, given a little initiative.
Law.com... primary target is for lawyers; has links that lawyers use for their own research.
Law Office... a library of legal information, complete with tips on how to select an attorney.
Lawyers.com... if you know you need a lawyer, but don't know where to find one, look here.
Legal Advice... it's free, it's legal, and it covers all topics regarding your legal rights.
Legal Information Institute... legal publications from Cornell Law School.
Legal Links - medical issues,bankruptcy, estates, legal education, jobs, and public records.
Nolo - see Auntie Nolo, both comprehensive and quirky; make learning about law fun.
Traffic Lawyers - a countrywide listing of lawyers to help you out of a speeding ticket.
United States Code - a resource for researching law in the United States Code.
Will on the Web - to see how ordinary people and celebrities handled theirs. The actual wills; isn't there anything left that's private these days?
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SERIOUS QUESTION ... WHEN SHOULD I SUE?

You may sue anyone for anything. (very few exceptions)
First some questions you might want to ask yourself.

  1. What are my losses?
  2. How much will the remedy cost me? (attorneys fees, filing fees, attorneys costs, court costs, lost work time, lost "play" time, gasoline, phone calls etc.)
  3. How much will the remedy pay me?
  4. What will my net be?
  5. Is it worth it?

AND NOW A LITTLE LEVITY

A bus carrying five passengers was hit by a car in St. Louis, but by the time police arrived on the scene, fourteen pedestrians had boarded the bus and had begun to complain of whiplash injuries and back pain ... it sure makes you wonder about our legal system ... Did you know that 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name?

Now I'm not starting "lawyer jokes" ... but it seems honest attorneys were a rare breed going back many generations (sorry to say) ... There's this Sir John Strange, in the 18th century, a popular attorney ... and upon his demise, a decision had to be made as to what to put on his tombstone ... the suggestion was: "Here lies an honest lawyer, that is Strange" ... of course, this line forms no part of the real inscription in Leyton churchyard, Essex, where Sir John died, at the age of 58, in 1754.

A pipe bursts in a lawyer's house, so he calls a plumber. So the plumber arrives, unpackes his tools, does mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and hands the lawyer a bill for $600. The lawyer exclaims, "This is ridiculous! I don't even make that much as a lawyer." The plumber replies sympathetically, "Neither did I when I was a lawyer."

A corporate executive received a monthly bill from the law firm that was handling a big case for his company. It included hourly billing for conferences, research, phone calls, fax, photocopying, and everything but lunch hours. Unhappy as he was, the executive knew that the company would have to pay for each of these services. Then he noticed one item buried in the middle of the list: "For crossing the street to talk to you, then discovering it wasn't you at all -- $125" ... believe it or not.

Finally, remember the "Nine Points of the Law" ... where we are told that success in a law-suit requires (1) a good deal of money; (2) a good deal of patience; (3) a good cause; (4) a good attorney; (5) a good counsel; (6) good witnesses; (7) a good jury; (8) a good judge; and (9) good luck ... I suppose good "mazel" never hurts anyplace.


And if you are looking to add to our litiginous society, how's this for a complaint?

"What you did was done intentionally, maliciously, and or with reckless disregard for the natural and probable consequences of your acts. It was also done without lawful justification and was designed to and did cause specific and serious bodily, mental, and emotional harm, pain, and suffering, in violation of my constitutional rights.

"As a result, I was caused to sustain mental and emotional distress, mental anguish, shock, emotional disturbance, and psychic trauma, as well as damage and injury to my reputation, character, and earning power."


MISCELLANEOUS

24 Frames Per Second... a forum for personal reactions to films and filmmakers
Advice... how to behave in social situations and tips for taking care of household business.
Africam... recent images from one of two cameras located near a watering hole in Africa."
American Civil Liberties Union... the defense of individual liberties and the Bill of Rights.
Art Museum - free membership andh 3D/virtual access available - get right into the art.
Auctions... links and tips for bidding and for making sure the site you're dealing with is legit.
Audit Bait... the second worst words in any language hasto be "you're being audited."
Baby Gender... will it be a boy or a girl ... fill out the form and you will know the answer.
Baby Namer... your baby will be a unique, loving individual; how to choose the right name.
Ballparks... choose from baseball, football, basketball, and hockey and revel in the details.
Bike Repair Shop... repair manual, cycle links, tools, product reviews, and bikes for sale.
Business... buying or selling a business or home ... finding or posting a job ... it's all here.
Busy Teacher K-12... for teachers and for those who want to brush up on their education.
ClassMates... get access to e-mail addresses for other registered alumni and friends.
Consumer Complaints... here is help in class action suits, complaints, and product recalls.
Consumer Reports... if you want ratings before you make the purchase ... here they are.
Cosmetic Connection... best skin care treatment is still: "proper diet and plenty of sleep."
Decision Guide... trouble making up your mind? ... this site will narrow down your options.
Disgruntled... had it up to here with work? No need to depress yourself further ... read on.
Exhibits... presentations on topics ranging from Personality to Amusement Park Physics.
First 9 Months... takes you week by week through his wife's pregnancy to giving birth.
Gaming Zone... all kinds of card games and board games to play ... half of them are free.
Gratuities... tipping, tipping ... how much do you/should you plop into people's waiting hands?
Halloween... this gives you a wider perspective on the origins of the spooky holiday.
Holidays... descriptions, days and dates, craft projects for kids, and greeting cards.
Learn2.com... you'll learn the things that make life easier and more interesting.
Live Manuals... you have a product and lost the manual ... what's to do? ... come here..
Logical Fallacies... all the known logical fallacies with examples ... so very interesting.
Life Minders... similar to Reminder Service below ... you're reminded by email or whatever.
Mambo... creates a specialized personal page for you focusing on your group activities.
Measure 4 Measure... an index of a hundred calculators for every conceivable purpose.
Mother Goose Society... how-to information: recipes, finger puppets, counting-out-games.
Nuclear Blast Mapper... choose the size of the bomb, enter the address, and behold.
Package Rates... enter yours and the receiver's zip code, select the weight range, etc.
Patents and Trademarks... build a better mousetrap ... and how you guarantee the profits.
PayWatch... are executives out of control with their salaries, bonuses, and stock options ?
Population 6 Billion 1 - every second, five people born, and two folks die, net gain of three.
Population 6 Billion 2... tells how many people were on the earth in the year you were born.
Picasso... hey, it's like attending a big museum exhibition without leaving your desk.
Reminder Service... fill out the form and they remind you by e-mail on the day you specify.
Scorecard... you type in your ZIP code, and find out who's doing the most polluting there.
Scams - Your best defense against these parasites is to stay informed - this is the place.
Scripts... full scripts of current feature films, classic films, and television shows.
Sexual Harassment... what every working woman needs to know ... that's what it says.
Shopping... this is shopping online ... supposed to be the newest thing ... I'm not sold on it yet.
Spencer's Services... your own butler provides you with the very best of British service.
Sports... the final word on what's happening in all the leagues, associations, and teams.
Toilet Train your Cats - but the men have to leave the seat down - an absolute necessity.
United Nations... everything about the UN, and in six different languages.
Useless Knowledge - ridiculously arcane and esoteric tidbits to get you through any situation.
Virtual Mummy - this unwrapping a mummy by mouse click is something of a marvel ... try it.
WackyUses... hundreds of little known uses and histories behind well known products.
Web Certificates... "gift certificates", "mall certificates" ... now we have "web certificates".
Women Central... includes articles and discussions expressly geared toward women.
World Village... a multi-lane freeway, offering diverse paths ... something for everyone.
Writers... for those who simply have a passion for writing and would like to write better.
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The "Baby Namer" listed above reminds me of this one ... A woman goes down to the Welfare Office to get aid ... The office worker asks her, "How many children do you have?" ... "Ten," she replies ... "What are their names?" he asks ... "LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, and LeRoy," she says.

"They're all named LeRoy?" he asks ... "Then what if you want them to come in from playing outside?" "Oh, that's easy," she says, "I just call 'LeRoy,' and they all come running in" ... "And what if you want them to come to the table for dinner?" ... "Then I just say, 'LeRoy, come eat your dinner'," she says.

"But what if you just want ONE of them to do something?" he asks ... "Oh, that's easy," she says ... "I just use their last name!"


Here is a "miscellaneous" comment regarding that song, "People Who Need People, etc" ... I don't mind people as long as they don't take too much of my private time. Perhaps I might even enjoy their company for whatever talents they have, as long as the talent is not hurting anyone ... but people should never impose upon people for trivial matters; time is too precious.

THE THIRD MAN

And speaking of "people" ... I am reminded of some scene in that movie, The Third Man (Orsen Welles, Joseph Cotten, and the haunting sounds of Anton Karas’s zither) ... Orsen Welles plays the part of Harry Lime (who made his fortune on black market penicillin during the war - also resulting in many deaths - and then faked his own death) ... Joseph Cotten (Holly Martins) who is a writer, knew nothing of Harry Lime’s doings. He arrives in post World War II Vienna to visit his friend, only to be told that his old school chum, Hary Lime, is dead.

Turns out that Lime’s death was staged to get the police off his track, and the two friends arrange to meet for the first time in many years (on a ferris wheel) and discuss the pros and cons of wars, and the worth of people (small dots down there that given a thousand dollars for the disappearance of each dot, who would care) ... Upon leaving, Harry Lime, delivers the most famous lines of the film, (btw, written by Welles himself) his devastating summary of history, also trying to show some benefits of war, and he says:

"In Italy, for 30 years under the Borgias ... they had warfare, terror, murder, bloodshed ... and they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance ... In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, 500 years of democracy, and peace, and what did they produce?"
"The Cookoo Clock."

A final note for the trivia buffs on this classic movie ... it should be noted that there are two errors near the end of the film where Lime climbs a spiral staircase and desperately tries to push open a metal grate, his frantic fingers flexing between the bars. First, the square grate we see would have been a round exit from the spiral staircase. Second, the grates in Vienna are so thick, Orson Welles would need fingers as long as ET’s for them to be visible at street level. One more trivia: Those fingers were not those of Orson Welles but rather the fingers of the film’s director... Carol Reed

A bit of trivia: On October 30, 1938 - Orson Welles, known to radio audiences as "The Shadow", presented his famous dramatization of "The War of the Worlds" which was broadcast on CBS’s "Mercury Theater" at 8 p.m. The show was set up as a music program interrupted by news bulletins saying that Martians had landed near Princeton, New Jersey. Thousands of people panicked. This was the start of his career as the child genius of the cinema, proven true with "Citizen Kane."

Finally, Confucius say:
"War does not determine who's right ... War determines who's left."

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