T-Shirt Slogans

1. WELCOME TO KENTUCKY - Set your watch back 20 years.
2. Filth, Stinking, Rich - Well, two out of three ain't bad.
3. Real men don't waste their hormones growing hair.
4. Happiness is seeing your mother-in-law on a milk carton.
5. That's it! I'm calling Grandma! (Seen on an eight year old.)
6. Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.
7. I have a degree in liberal arts. Do you want fries with that?
8. Party - My crib - 2 AM. (Seen on baby size tee shirt.)
9. West Virginia - One million people. Fifteen last names.
10. Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with the software.
11. I'm out of Estrogen and I've got a gun.
12. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
13. gDiscourage inbreeding. Ban country music.
14. They call it "PMS" because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
15. For sale - Iraqi rifle. Never fired. Dropped once.
16. Suicidal Twin Kills Sister By Mistake.
17. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
18. My wild oats have turned to shredded wheat.
19. Computer programmers don't byte, they nibble a bit.
20. Mop & Glow - Floor wax used by the Three Mile Island cleanup team.
21. Nyquil - The stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
22. Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research.

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