Humorous Versions of Popular Pagan Chants

God Damn Drums - Attributed to Oberon G'Zell

God Damn Drums!
God Damn Drums!
Stick them Sideways!
Up their Bums!

We Stumble Around - Unattributed

We stumble around, We stumble around, the boundaries of the room
We stumble around, We stumble around, the boundaries of the room
banging our ankles on the furniture
banging our ankles on the furniture

We Are A Cold People - Unattributed

We are a cold people
We are a nude people
We are a strange people
Weirder than before

We are a cold people
We are a blue people
We are a insane people
Knocking at your door

Welcome to Beltane! - by Michael and Raven

Welcome to Beltane!
They made us sing this song!
We don't know the words,
But we sing it all day long!

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