Internal Revenue Service
The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts.
Effective January 1st, 1999, the penis will be taxed according to size.
The brackets are as follows:
10 - 12" Luxury Tax $30.00
Which one would be your tax bracket?
8 - 10" Pole Tax $25.00
5 - 8" Privilege Tax $15.00
4 - 5" Nuisance Tax $3.00
Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refund.
Males exceeding 12" must le under capital gains.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!!!
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